For
ninjou.
[Tonight, Dazai is really drunk.
This is not different from most other nights in their favorite bar, save for a few things.
1. Ango isn't here.
2. Dazai is really drunk. The kind of drunk that has Odasaku concerned that he might be trying to die through liver failure. That drunk.
And so, it's with hesitation that he speaks up.]
Maybe you should stop drinking for tonight.
This is not different from most other nights in their favorite bar, save for a few things.
1. Ango isn't here.
2. Dazai is really drunk. The kind of drunk that has Odasaku concerned that he might be trying to die through liver failure. That drunk.
And so, it's with hesitation that he speaks up.]
Maybe you should stop drinking for tonight.

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Don't look at me and see my title or rank, okay? We're friends. [He said it. The F word.] You need something better in your life than me, but we can still do things like this, right?
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[He'll have to train himself out of seeing Dazai as better than him, but he thinks it's possible. Especially knowing that Dazai feels the same way about him.]
...But please don't feel like you're making me or I'm just doing it to make you happy. I want to do this too.
[If that's not clear, he can't do anything.]
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You'd never do that. I don't think you like hurting people as much as I do.
[Food... food...]
By the way, I'll let you be on top.
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He nearly walks into the wall.]
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I like having my hair pulled. And biting. I'll even let you take my bandages off.
[DAZAI IS A VICIOUS MAN.]
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[You are going to actually kill him. His blush goes up to his ears.]
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I get pretty loud... and you can call me names...
[BEST DAY OF HIS LIFE.]
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Problem: he hasn't spent nearly as long as Dazai thinking about this.]
...I... like giving oral...
[He cannot look at Dazai when saying that, which doesn't help him with this revenge thing.]
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OH NO.
POOR PURE ODASAKU.
DOES HE TELL THE TRUTH OR DOES HE GO WITH IT OR SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE?
MIDDLE.]
I was sort of kidding. I've never had sex with a guy.
[He is staring RIGHT AT HIM he wants to see this reaction.]
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That's good. ...I didn't want to hurt you anyway.
[He isn't going to pull Dazai's hair or bite him unless he asks really nicely.]
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He smiles and walks back over to Odasaku, not ignoring his problem, but trying to press right up against him and corner him.]
Be gentle. Does it feel good, though? It seems like it wouldn't...
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It does feel good.
[His voice is a little strained. He's not sure where he wants to put his hands right now.]
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[Invasive personal questions 101 with Dazai. He doesn't mind or care. He's so curious. One hand rests on Odasaku's head.]
I'm not going to do it with anybody else, if we do it.
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[Out of curiosity's sake, more than anything else. He's also slept with a woman once, which was more 'eh'.]
I won't do it with anyone else either.
[One of Odasaku's hands gently finds a place on Dazai's back - the other strokes his cheek lightly.]
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[He leans on him and smiles.]
You're not just some guy.
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[There's no one he wants to be with in this way but Dazai.]
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What about when I die? Are you going to be celibate?
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Maybe not. Maybe. Not a lot of people make me want to do this with them.
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You're so much better than I am. Seriously, how do you do it?
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[An honest answer.
But he does know he doesn't like to see that expression on Dazai's face, so he closes what little distance there is between them to kiss it off him.]
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But he's getting a lingering kiss back, and it's calm and sweet and it makes Dazai feel content. It feels like the home he doesn't have.]
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It's sweet and slow, and it's fine to keep it that way despite how close they are. Odasaku's hand strokes down Dazai's back, gentle but enough to feel.
(It's possible that the same motion is calming for him, for future reference.)
The omelette's been totally forgotten by this point. RIP breakfast.]
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His hand idles in Odasaku's hair and he sighs happily.]
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He pulls back from the kiss in order to brush his lips over Dazai's cheek. 'Affectionate' seems to be the word of the hour.]
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He's kind of being dumb and schoolboy-ish about it. Senpai totally noticed him.]
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