accidentallich: (you gave me my life)
[personal profile] accidentallich
[A]
Do you think I could get away with going out to an anime convention?

[Whether handwaved or not, you're someone allowed in Gershom's apartment for him to anxiously ask the question.]

I've seen pictures of modern cosplays and they're incredible... So maybe I could pass as someone wearing a really, really good mask, nu?

[B]
[Wow, that guy's Sans cosplay is really good. Like eerily realistic. His jaw even moves when he talks and he's got full articulation in his skeleton hands and everything.

Also, he's wearing a dozen charms of various anime cats.]


Excuse me, um, do you know if any of the vendors are selling cat ear headbands?
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[personal profile] safetylead
[rain]
[Noah's not having the best time of it.

Okay, so this has been pretty painless as far as kidnapping goes. In the City, you'd be lucky if you were held hostage instead of used for someone's material or just to blow off steam. The people who brought him here are suspiciously generous and he's waiting for the other shoe to drop.

The random urge to hug strangers in the rain... is not enough of a downside to explain their generosity, but it is weird and uncomfortable. So underneath a shop's awning he waits for the rain to pass.

Those familiar with Evangeline will probably recognize his suit - aside from her pencil skirt being swapped for a proper pair of pants, it's the same starry suit, down to the same white tie. Anyone at all may note the mask that covers the lower half of his face, or the visible bags underneath his eyes.]


Any idea when it's going to let up?

[gemstones]
[Infusing gemstones with power isn't a concept necessarily foreign to Noah, but...]

And you're sure these are safe? Can I get that in writing?

[It's an unfamiliar place, better not to take any chances.]

[wildcard]
[Please enjoy a normal-ass person who has to deal with Evangeline's shenanigans and is so, so tired, of her nonsense but also in general. You can also get both at once if you want!]
abnormalizes: positive blush (that girl is pretty kinky)
[personal profile] abnormalizes
[SFW prompt, new CR]
[You're in a jamjar! It could be Seasons, or it could be some other fairly slice-of-life-y setting - the important thing is that it's a relatively nice place, not like, Ryslig.

At a get-to-know-people event, you've been paired up with a young woman in a suit and pencil skirt, who smiles brightly at you.]


Hi! So we're supposed to introduce ourselves and give five interesting facts about us, right? I have to warn you, I'm not sure I can come up with five interesting facts that aren't also depressing for people from nicer worlds than mine, but I'll give it my best shot. Sorry in advance.

[SFW, existing or handwaved CR]
[Oh no! Monster outbreak in the slice of life jamjar! ...Except here where you might have expected her to be in some kind of fight when you found her, Evangeline is happily petting some kind of eldritch horror, which isn't trying to harm her in any way.]

Who's a good entity? You're a good entity. [She notices you.] Oh, hey. Did you have any trouble with these guys?

[probably NSFW prompt, new CR]
[You've been dropped into a jamjar, specifically of the horny variety. Banging gets you money and other benefits, the kinkier the better. So like, nobody has to do anything, but it's incentivized.]

This is probably the easiest thing I've ever been told to do for pay, honestly. What about you?

[definitely NSFW prompt, existing or handwaved CR]
So, um, don't read too much into this because it's really just a kink thing, but do you think you could try calling me a slut tonight?

[Yeah, she opened the conversation with that.]

[wildcard]
[idk i just like threading with her]
gejutsu: (thoughtful)
[personal profile] gejutsu
[roombas]
Pardon me.

[While you're out in the apartments or otherwise near housing, an oddly dressed individual approaches you. For those attuned to such things, their movement is near silent, and there is an odd inflection to their voice that sounds somewhat robotic.]

Do you presently have a cleaning machine in your home? I would like to dissect one, but I have not been able to obtain one yet.

[They seem to be avoiding Kashin for some reason? (Self-preservation.)]

If you have one that you are not using, may I have it, please?

[hanahaki, cw: body horror??]
[If you have the bad fortune to start coughing up flowers where Kashin can see you, they look... well they look pretty neutral, to be honest.]

Diseases of the lungs are very troubling. Would you like your lungs replaced?

[Just offer to replace a complete stranger's lungs with mechanical ones, that seems fine.]

[wildcard]
[idk just use a seasons/generic jamjar prompt. maybe you're roommates with them now.]
1week: (magic madness heaven sin)
[personal profile] 1week
[You are in a jamjar! It's pretty okay as jamjars go - every now and then there is a Forced Social Interaction, but it's not a horror game or whatnot.

Today a very tall (very tall) teenage girl has asked you to speak to her in private. Once you're alone:]


I love you.



[You have literally never spoken to this girl before this.]
abnormalizes: positive blush (she's never hard to please)
[personal profile] abnormalizes
[A: arrival]
[So the new people. There are new humans, as always. This month you can find them crawling out of the sea, coughing water out of their lungs.

Evangeline is drenched when she gets to shore, like everyone else, her suit clearly not meant for swimming. As soon as she spots you and your obviously nonhuman features, though, her entire face lights up.]


Well hello, gorgeous. I must have died and went to Heaven.

[B: network]
username: evangeline
So where do you recommend for the local cuisine? I tried Cafe Guro but honestly I think they were trying to market ordinary meat as the gourmet stuff. And the staff gave me weird looks.

[C: idk]
[she's having a great time.]
dialo: (I will be vanilla ice cream)
[personal profile] dialo
[You are in some sort of generic jamjar! There is a speed dating event, which you are participating in because you are literally locked in here. And also you're depowered, if that's a thing you need to be concerned with.

Anyway, it looks like you're not getting out of here until you do the thing, so you might as well do the thing.]
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[personal profile] abnormalizes
[You are in a jamjar. Like most jamjars, the vast majority of characters here are human or look human. But not you.

This makes roommate situations somewhat awkward sometimes... except with your new assigned roommate, whose eyes literally sparkle when she sees you.]


Oh...! I was definitely lucky with the room assignments this time. Nice to meet you!
specialservices: (grin)
[personal profile] specialservices
[A: introductions]

[Maybe you just recently came into a great sum of money and can now afford things like live-in maids. Maybe your distant but wealthy parents are appalled at the conditions you live in and have hired one for you. Maybe you've always lived like this and this is just the latest in a long string of maids.

Either way, what will probably strike you first about your new maid is her height. She's easily six feet tall, though she manages an impressively low curtsy even so.]


Hello, Master ♥ I am here to serve all of your needs from now on. If there's ever anything you wish of me, please go right ahead and say it ♥

[B: the stabbier option]
[Melissa is, among many other things, a hypercompetent maid. She cleans immaculately, she makes heavenly meals, and she is incredibly attentive to her master's changes in mood.

Which is why if you return distressed, she'll immediately take note.]


Oh, Master, you look distraught. What happened?

[C: idk]
[this character is incredibly self-indulgent I'm not going to judge whatever prompt you throw at me]
comatoxic: (so shut your eyes)
[personal profile] comatoxic
[Merlin Alter is not hard to distinguish from his Caster self.

There's the horns, of course - two gnarled horns that resemble nothing so much as dead tree branches. There's also that he's far more pale and sickly-looking than his other self, with dark shadows underneath his eyes.

Despite that, he lights up upon encountering one of his favorite knights in the hall.]


Be~di~vere~

[It has not been that long since Ritsuka resolved that Singularity, and summoned the cause of it. Still, Merlin Alter has no hesitation in more or less draping himself over Bedivere's shoulder if he's allowed.]
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[personal profile] chutzpahless
[Frankly, Roman has a hard enough time coming up with Hanukkah gifts for people when there isn't an issue getting supplies from the outside world. He tends to default to things he would like, and... well, let's say Marisbury is a difficult man to shop for.

But he does want to get Ritsuka and Mash something nice. Their last Rayshift took them to the desert, but their wardrobe has a pretty significant gap between 'average temperature' and 'Antarctica', so maybe some nice mittens? There are still tutorials for that online, at least.

Maybe trying to knit mittens in the two colors of the Chaldea uniform was a little ambitious. He's trying to figure out where he went wrong in this pattern when Ritsuka steps into his office.]
plaguecloud: (thus saith the lord thus saith the  lord)
[personal profile] plaguecloud
[A: Master/Servant AU]
[You have summoned a Servant.

Probably. You have definitely summoned something, even if it's manifested as some kind of cloud of darkness and death. If you squint, you can kind of make out a face... or those could just be lighter patches in the vague arrangement of eyes and a mouth.

Whatever it is, the cloud circles around you slowly before tilting the vague approximation of a head.]


[B: jamjar]
[Your new roommate is named 'Pale Rider', according to your dorm room's door. That's pretty ominous but surely they can't be that bad-

Never mind that is a cloud of darkness and death that is currently sitting on your chair.

After a second, it forms a hazy arm-like tendril to wave with. Hello?]
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[personal profile] harpbeat
Has it been... goodness, nearly three years? Clearly I am overdue for a Tarot reading day.

[A deck is on the table in front of her.]

Simply focus on your question while shuffling the deck, and inform me of your question when you return the deck to me. Then I can read your fortune.

[Any game, any character will be read with a real shuffling of a real Tarot deck!]
gemuinemanagement: (what you've found)
[personal profile] gemuinemanagement
[Welcome to Azakawa.

It's a small village tucked away in the mountains. There's really nothing particularly notable about it, except maybe for the more spiritually sensitive who will hear the hate and resentment coming from the spirits of the forest if they get near. (But Suga will tell you not to get near.)

The museum is usually near-empty save for Suga and C-ta, and sometimes Pericles if he's visiting. Suga will foist glowstone charms off on anyone who visits - he has enough to spare and he's happy to finally be able to do something to protect his friends. You can read about the history of the village and the Kotori Obake.

Every now and then you'll overhear something unpleasant - like a village official telling Suga to give up on his superstitious nonsense and let the museum be torn down already, it's not his problem that Suga is too creepy to get another job. Suga seems entirely used to this kind of treatment.

It's not a big deal. He has friends here now, and he's happy. It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks of him.]
merchantable: (embarrassed)
[personal profile] merchantable
[Another day, another summoning. Life goes on, for Solomon as much as anyone, and even with Goetia defeated, there are still problems that need Servants to solve them.]

Hello, I'm here - Your Majesty?!

[Sorry, Ritsuka, you're her new Master and all, but seeing Solomon in the flesh takes precedence. Sheba's ears wiggle, giving away her delight.]
saintgraphing: (beast)
[personal profile] saintgraphing
POV: your master hands you a literal stack of holy grails and levels you to 100 what do you do

yes that's the entire prompt
accidentallich: (with a little prayer)
[personal profile] accidentallich
"...I admit I know very little of timid Gerasimos, whose hard work makes him near-invisible and his choice of abode further still; it is a rare day indeed when we cross paths. He is one of those few whose work not even the master himself can find fault with, and quite happy in his role besides.

...Some heavy sadness weighs constant on his shoulders, though it would take someone far more approachable and determined than I to divine its cause. There have been rumors of the circumstances that surrounded his employ, but troubled souls are ever present in the House, so it seems indecent to pry."`


This is a catch-all for Hades AU Gershom, AKA Gerasimos. He's a shade who works in the administrative chamber, and can be found either there or in the library of the house of Hades. He has his human appearance (the one with the beard) and while he can change to a skeletal form reflecting that time his boyfriend Sotiris turned him into a skeleton when he was alive and Thanatos had to go collect him after accounting figured out he'd been alive way too long and Sotiris tried to physically assault actual Death, he prefers not to do that. Because that's traumatic.

He's usually nervous and shy, not much of a self-esteem to speak of despite being one of Hades' best and least grudging administrators, but he lights up when talking about learning or books, and talking to him is how Zagreus unlocks access to the library to begin with.

Post is open to fellow Hades AUs or Hades canon characters.
accidentallich: (worried)
[personal profile] accidentallich
[Gershom had come to Subcon to get away from people.

As far as he knew, nobody actually lived in the dank, dark forest. That made it the perfect place for a new abomination against nature to hide. He could stay in there and not bother anyone.

And presumably Salvador wouldn't chase him into Subcon of all places... right?

At least, that was what Gershom's intention was. He'd seen the small creatures first, from a distance, and just when he was reconsidering the whole 'uninhabited' thing-

-he found himself stuck in the middle of a bag.

This may as well happen. He's already cowering before Avery makes his entrance.]
thesettingsun: neutral (does the body rule the mind)
[personal profile] thesettingsun
[It's unfair, really, that of all people not to pass on properly, it was Dazai.

He knows Chuuya passed on properly, because he's seen his reincarnations - generally midgets with a fondness for hats who he can never get along with. He knows Oda passed on properly, and he's grateful for that: the current reincarnation is a teacher, and seems to be happy doing that. He knows Ango passed on properly, although his reincarnations vary wildly in temperament.

The current Akutagawa is a pale, dark-eyed boy who Dazai can't quite keep properly away from. He knows he should keep his distance for a number of reasons, but - it's Akutagawa.]


How is school going?

[They met at a bookstore, of course, and now it's more or less become their ritual to meet at the tiny cafe there every week. They drink coffee. Dazai still hates coffee, but he'll drink it just for the chance to speak with Akutagawa.]

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