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ninjou.
[Tonight, Dazai is really drunk.
This is not different from most other nights in their favorite bar, save for a few things.
1. Ango isn't here.
2. Dazai is really drunk. The kind of drunk that has Odasaku concerned that he might be trying to die through liver failure. That drunk.
And so, it's with hesitation that he speaks up.]
Maybe you should stop drinking for tonight.
This is not different from most other nights in their favorite bar, save for a few things.
1. Ango isn't here.
2. Dazai is really drunk. The kind of drunk that has Odasaku concerned that he might be trying to die through liver failure. That drunk.
And so, it's with hesitation that he speaks up.]
Maybe you should stop drinking for tonight.

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[BARGAINING.]
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[Whine whine whine even though he's awake now he just wants to keep cuddling.]
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[Dazai is the worst when it comes to getting up.]
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You're the meanest person I've ever met in my entire life and I hate you.
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[That's something his children would come up with, come on.]
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[The absolute dullest 'oh no' you have ever heard.]
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What can I possibly do to escape your clutches?
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Kiss me. And let me wake you up.
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[He has to turn around to face Dazai properly and that takes some shuffling - sorry Dazai he was never really trapped - but once he does that he goes in for a sweet kiss.]
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Dazai's resisting some urges, don't mind him.]
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Good morning. Did you sleep well?
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[He smiles.]
Should I let you go make breakfast?
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HRMMMM....]
I'll eat, if you'll let me come back tonight.
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[He would have let Dazai come back anyway.]
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I wanted to talk something over with you, I think. I'll skip the bar.
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That's fine. I'll be here around six, so just show up any time after that.
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Two eggs, please~
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[He pulls himself out of bed, though not without some reluctance, and heads to the kitchen.
They're going to be the best two eggs that Odasaku is capable of cooking.]
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Dazai is going back to sleep.]
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[Sticks his head back in the room and sighs.]
Dazai. Get up.
[He approaches, slowly. How does he get Dazai up this time... There's Port-Mafia-style tickle torture, but...]
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Mmmf?
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