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ninjou, yandazai~
[Someone who knows Odasaku as well as Dazai does surely noticed from the moment that Odasaku entered the bar, but he's in a surprisingly good mood tonight. He's humming a little, his steps are lighter, and there's even the hint of a genuine smile on his face as he sits down.
Ango's not here tonight, so it's just the two of them and the bartender.
Inquire as to what's made him so pleased?]
Ango's not here tonight, so it's just the two of them and the bartender.
Inquire as to what's made him so pleased?]

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[He backs off, but only a little. The way he feels about Odasaku can't be compared to anything else in the world. Ever. With anyone.]
Let me take care of you.
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[How can you even take care of someone in the Port Mafia anyway? It's a dangerous job. People get hurt.
But Dazai can try.]
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[Slightly confused, Dazai stands, straightening his overcoat before going to drape it over his desk. He looks like he wants to pace.]
What am I doing wrong?
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[He knows the risks very well.]
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[He's the mafia's lowest-ranking member, he doesn't have much of a reputation to protect.]
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[Dazai, looking grim, goes to lean on his desk.]
You could end up tortured, or worse. I'm not okay with that.
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I don't think that's likely.
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[A sigh.]
You don't understand the mafia world at all sometimes.
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[...Really, though, this is too much concern over a small possibility.]
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[He tries to smile. This actually hurts, thinking about something happening to him, thinking about him turning his back on Dazai, or dying, or becoming anything but his.]
You're my best friend.
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You're my best friend, too. - Ango will be jealous.
[It's awkward being a third wheel.]
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[Basically fuck off.]
Cope. He's a big boy, he'll be fine! [Shit. Gotta laugh. Must laugh. He forces a chuckle.]
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Please excuse me for a second.
[Odasaku rises from his seat and turns towards the door. He's only leaving to use the bathroom, but he'll probably be pretty concerned when he finds that the door is locked.]
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Laugh. Fucking laugh.]
I need to get that lock fixed, don't I?
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...I need to use the bathroom.
[Unless executive offices come with toilets, this is a Problem.]
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[There's a trick to the lock. Dazai makes it look like the handle is acting up as he releases it, then pulls the door open.]
The lock slips. I've been stuck in here a few times.
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[It's polite, or at least Odasaku thinks so.]
I'll be back in a second.
[...he really is just going off to use the toilet. Take a break from your yandere-ing, Dazai.]
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Don't do that in front of other people, okay? It'll make it look like you're undermining me. I don't think that's a good idea, you know?
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Alright.
[If Dazai says so.
Odasaku takes his toilet break, then returns to sit down in the same chair.] Where were we?
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In Odasaku's absence, Dazai stews on that. Is he being too casual? Not casual enough? Should he relax? He's stuck in his train of thought, leaning on the chair Odasaku occupied, when he enters again.]
You can leave, if you want.
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[They don't always get the chance to just spend time together, outside of the bar.]
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Right! Of course.
[He fiddles with the little game system as it charges.]
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...I'm sorry, did I upset you?
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No, but it's getting kind of late.
[And he has someone to go interrogate.]
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it's providence I reupped his paid today
what is "paid" lol
:>
WEEPS
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