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[personal profile] tireurdelite
They're your god. A holy being far beyond mere mortals like you. You've devoted your life to serving them, exalting their name and carrying out their will. They give you purpose.

But also, they're a physical entity that you could reach out and touch, if you were so bold. Whether things have always been this way or they've only recently manifested, that complicates the relationship more than a little.



tl;dr post characters, specify whether god or priest or either, add au details if you want?? have fun
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[personal profile] goatsongs


Monsters come in all shapes and sizes. Some more humanoid than others. But even the ones that are furthest from human shape deserve love, right? They can be sexy too, in their own way.

Post your character. Note their monstrous traits (monster AUs more than welcome!) Reply to others. Get busy.

I'm not here to police how monstrous is monstrous enough, everybody just be chill and have fun.
comatoxic: (how could you cry for me)
[personal profile] comatoxic
You have woken up in someone else's body.

This would probably be alarming for a number of reasons, even in the best of circumstances! But also, you don't know who this person is? You have no idea how you'd begin to pretend to be this person, and you don't know if the other person is living your life responsibly.

Maybe the best thing you can do is try to get in contact with them - you? - and figure something out?

(Feel free to include information about what the bodyswapper would encounter in your toplevel - surroundings, roommates with concerned questions, etc.)
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[personal profile] sninja
The Dragon's Bride


Flames, then ash. Your village will be left with little else should the dragon that plagues the countryside not get his demanded sacrifice...if you're lucky. Your good fortune turns south, the bones of your neighbors (or whatever else remains of them) litter a new charred graveyard that was once a town. So, the necessary offers must be made.

At least that's the hope. The alternative would be too awful to contemplate.

In a last-ditch effort to save those you love — or against your will, as these things tend to go with forcibly created martyrs — you have been hoisted onto the pyre, waiting for the dragon to fly off with you. What terrors race through your mind as your doom impends?

How you'll end up in a beast's belly, no doubt. Except, you must consider this: there are worst fates than being a dragon's next meal. A monster that covets you as its treasure...a new type of danger unfurls its wings. You've become a dragon's bride.

But could such an infernal creature ever learn to know honest, unselfish affection? Is it possible to be more than a "spouse?" A mere treasure?

Perhaps, you could learn to be a dragon's love.

HOW TO PLAY
✗ Comment with your character, roles ("dragon" or "bride") prefs, etc.
✗ Y'all know how this goes. Approach "dragon" as a stand-in. The monster mash could be elves, orcs, goblins, werewolves, demons, dwarves, fey, purple people eaters, what have you. Of course, actual dragon and shifters folks are welcome, too! And don't think that you have to make your boring human a boring ol' human. Consider this the monster/supernatural being/cryptid/creature AU of your dreams!
✗ Second verse, same as the first, "bride" registers as gender-neutral 'round these parts. That word choice just sounds a touch more poetic.
✗ Reply to others.
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[personal profile] goatsongs

Pegging Meme


i'm not going to explain pegging or why you need it in your rp life. you already know.
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[personal profile] goatsongs


Monsters come in all shapes and sizes. Some more humanoid than others. But even the ones that are furthest from human shape deserve love, right? They can be sexy too, in their own way.

Post your character. Note their monstrous traits (monster AUs more than welcome!) Reply to others. Get busy.

I'm not here to police how monstrous is monstrous enough, everybody just be chill and have fun.
caughthell: (to everything you say)
[personal profile] caughthell


Hanahaki. Flower disease. A tragic symptom of unrequited love where the sufferer coughs up meaningful flower petals until they waste away and die or have their love returned...

...is not what this meme is about. This meme is about hanahaki as a disease roughly as serious as the common cold. Any excess of repressed feelings can lead to you coughing up flower petals. Sure, it won't kill you, but who wants to start hacking up daisies in front of their crush? That's so embarrassing.

A useful flower meaning chart!
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[personal profile] misheard


Some people like to be praised. Tell them how beautiful they are, how good a job they're doing, how they're perfect in every way.

Some people like dirty talk. Call them a slut, a whore, the filthiest things you can imagine.

And some people like both simultaneously.

(Post character, specify preference for praiser or praisee or both, tag out, have fun.)
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[personal profile] cherryblooded


You wake up in a hotel room. You don't remember the previous night at all. In fact, you may not recognize the sight outside the hotel window. It doesn't matter where you were, because you're in Las Vegas now.

Also, you're sharing the bed with someone else. You may not recognize them. You probably don't. They may not be your preferred gender, or species. It doesn't matter, because you have matching rings on your fingers - or whatever you have that approximates a finger - that can mean only one thing.

You got married in Vegas.

Top-level with character and canon, all that jazz. This is more intended as a silly meme than as a shipping meme, but if you've got preferences for shipping you can list those too.
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[personal profile] misheard

Generic Smut Jamjar Meme


Haven't you all been here: you really want to tag smut with a character but you can't find a reason for your character to be in the same setting, let alone banging them? If there's one thing jamjars are good for, it's getting a reason for two characters to interact, and if there's one thing smut jamjars are good for, it's getting a reason for two characters to bang.

Thus: a generic smutty jamjar meme. Your characters have been taken from their homes to a strange new world, where they must - or at least, are highly encouraged to - have sex with the other people who've been brought here. Why?

1. Fuck or Die: People will literally die if they don't have sex. Neither of you wants to die. The solution is obvious.
2: Aphro: Aphrodisiacs are everywhere in this kind of setting. Help a poor aphro victim out?
3: Bonuses: Having sex gives you extra powers, or sweet loot, or better living conditions, or helps save the world or something. The point is that you get benefits from banging.
4: Just Liking Each Other And Wanting To Have Sex For The Sake Of It: It's been known to happen once in a blue moon.
5: Wildcard: Go wild.

Reply with your character and preferences, hit up other characters, have fun.
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[personal profile] spirithacker


Seven Masters, magi of the present day. Seven Servants, heroes of days past...

...is what would normally happen with a Holy Grail War, but this is a different system and things are more complicated than that. The organization of Chaldea employs Masters who summon Servants, but they have more important tasks than fighting against each other: various pieces of the past have been destabilized into Singularities, and without Masters traveling into these Singularities to fix history, human civilization as we know it will cease to exist.

In the Chaldea system, one Master can summon many Servants who will fight alongside each other. Spirits who would never ordinarily work together can find themselves building up a rapport from many battles covering each others' backs. Evil Servants and good Servants can function on the same team for the same goals. Masters will bond with their Servants, trusting their lives and their futures to each other.

Besides the Servants who are summoned to fight and the Masters who travel into the Singularities themselves, Chaldea also employs a small staff. These are the doctors who make sure that Masters are in good condition before they head out, the technicians who make sure the machines are in good repair, the researchers who furiously investigate any weakness their enemies might have, and so on.

And in between saving the world, you can all live together in one building and have a little slice of extremely unusual life.

Instructions
1. Comment with your character. In the subject line, put that character's name, canon, and which role (Master, Servant, Staff, or any) you would like them to fulfill. Though not mandatory, it would be preferred that you give a brief summary of your character as they will (most likely) be AU'd into the setting. (If your character can fill the role of Servant, I suggest you state which class(es) - Saber, Lancer, Archer, Rider, Caster, Assassin, Berserker, or a more uncommon Extra class - they fall into.)
2. Reply to others' comments. Pick your character's role (and the other character's if they list "Any" as their preference).
3. I'm not putting in prompts because it's 2 AM and I don't want to.
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[personal profile] thesalamander


A world where soulmates exist and can be identified. There are tons of variations on this AU - check out this masterlist for inspiration.

Post your character and ship preferences, and possibly note a couple AUs you'd be interested in playing. Tag around, have fun or cry or both, etc.

now kiss

Feb. 18th, 2018 02:36 pm
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[personal profile] misheard

The Soulmate? Jamjar?? Meme


So whatever you were doing - sleeping, eating, dying - you've been whisked away to a strange place. Well, no, actually it's a pretty cozy-looking apartment, it has an entire fridge and everything - but it definitely is not where you were. You should not have woken up in this apartment's only bed, along with somebody you've never seen before.

After you stop having hilarious misunderstandings with your bedmate, you may make your way outside only to find: it's pretty nice out here? Very 21st century suburbia. Some of the buildings seem a little out of place, like someone requested a jousting arena and a virtual reality room and the Angel did their best to fit them in-

Wait, back up a second.

The giant angel flying by (white wings, halo, radiance, the works), upon seeing you gawking, will happily inform you that this is your new home, and they brought you here because your soulmate was tragically born in another world. But now you're here together, living peacefully with nothing to stop your love from blossoming!

And no, they won't send you back. You'll be much happier here once you get used to it. Living side by side with your soulmate and being encouraged to get to know them, or get to know them, what else do you need?

Options, because we like options:
1. Soulmates are a known thing. Apply all the soulmate tropes you wish - not seeing color until you meet your soulmate, having your soulmate's name written on your body, etc. You can tell that at least the Angel's claims about this person being your soulmate are true. It doesn't necessarily make things less awkward.

2. Soulmates, what hogwash! Soulmates aren't a thing that everyone knows about and everyone has where you're from. You might believe in them, but you also believed in Santa when you were younger. Or you might think this whole thing is stupid, and your growing attachment to your 'soulmate' is just a coincidence.

(Post with character name/canon name/shipping preference. Due to the nature of this meme, cross-canon CR is encouraged and almost essential unless you have some alternate universe shenanigans in your canon.)
misheard: (Neptune)
[personal profile] misheard


The Alternate Universe Meme


1. Comment with your character.
2. Others will reply with an AU idea.
3. Thread. Profit.

AUs can be any AU of any kind, but if you need ideas, I have this masterlist and this tumblr to get you started.
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[personal profile] cherryblooded


You wake up in a hotel room. You don't remember the previous night at all. In fact, you may not recognize the sight outside the hotel window. It doesn't matter where you were, because you're in Las Vegas now.

Also, you're sharing the bed with someone else. You may not recognize them. You probably don't. They may not be your preferred gender, or species. It doesn't matter, because you have matching rings on your fingers - or whatever you have that approximates a finger - that can mean only one thing.

You got married in Vegas.

Top-level with character and canon, all that jazz. This is more intended as a silly meme than as a shipping meme, but if you've got preferences for shipping you can list those too.
misheard: (Alcott)
[personal profile] misheard

HANAHAKI DISEASE


The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from one-sided love, where the patient coughs up flowers or flower petals. The only cure is to have that love reciprocated, or to somehow wipe away all one’s memories of their beloved person. The infection can be removed through surgery, but the feelings disappear along with the petals.

1. Post your character with name, canon, and ship preferences in subject line. Also include whether you'd prefer your character to be the one suffering from the disease or not.
2. Tag other people.
3. Pain.
4. If you need help choosing specific flowers, this flower meaning chart might be a good starting point.
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[personal profile] misheard


A long time ago, a species called Two Canes ruled the world of Sisa. They were second only to the gods and they built many great wonders with marvelous tools. But that was a long time ago, before the gods brought retribution down on them, before the sun fell into the sea and the moon was split into the Moon of Light and Moon of Shadow. Very few records exist from that time.

Now the dominant species on Sisa are the Ribika - descendants of the Cats who obeyed the Two Canes. They don't have the technological secrets of Two Canes, but they get by, somehow. Life has become gradually more difficult for them, primarily because of the Sickness and the Void.

The Sickness is a mysterious illness with no known origin or cure. It causes body parts to disappear suddenly, as if they were never there, and it continues consuming a person until they die. Female Ribika are much more likely to contract the Sickness, so females are currently scarce (but not extinct).

The Void is an infection of the forests all across Sisa. Anything natural infected with the Void - the plants, the animals - becomes harmful to the Ribika, wounding them at the slightest touch. Not all forests are infected, and most only partially infected, but a mostly-infected forest may be impossible to traverse without knowing the safe paths.

blah blah blah gay sad catpeople

1. Ribika
Your standard catboys and catgirls. They have cat ears on the top of their heads and tails - the tails are especially sensitive. They can be different kinds of cats - big cats, small cats, etc. Most cats come from small village - the biggest city on Sisa is the city of Ransen, the capital of Sisa where cats live in the ruins of human buildings. The Sickness and Void haven't reached Ransen quite yet.

They have some animal instincts - grooming, keeping territory - and are affected by catnip in the way you'd expect. They have a mating season, the effects of which are especially potent if you're near a cat you're compatible with.

There are two kinds of cats, who usually fight in pairs: a Sanga and a Touga. A Sanga is capable of using a 'song' to bolster the abilities of their Touga partner. It doesn't have to be literally sung - it can be played on an instrument, created in more peculiar ways, or in the case of some powerful Sangas, simply brought forth from their heart. The strength of the song is based on the strength of the bond between the Sanga and the Touga - it's impossible to sing for someone you don't really know. The Sanga is vulnerable when singing, so the Touga has to be able to protect them as well as defeat the enemy.

Some cats are capable of outright sorcery, but it's a rare talent.

2. Devils
And then there's these guys. Someone who dies - human or cat - while feeling a single emotion incredibly strongly may become the devil of that emotion. They have various magical powers, including control of an element and the ability to teleport. They are enormously powerful, so much so that they can split up their own power into shades of themselves to be in more than one place at a time, and they have servants of their own.

Devils can make contracts with cats. The forging of a contract can't be witnessed by anyone else or the contract is null. In exchange for a wish - I want power, I want revenge, etc. - the cat gives up their soul to torment after they die, forever, with no way to save themselves without the devil agreeing to let them go. They can also gain power by eating people. That's not fun either.

Devils are incapable of refusing their own desires and incapable of lying, but they are very good at manipulating the truth to their own purposes. You should probably not trust them.

Some devils have been alive long enough to remember humans. They tend not to think of them very fondly. Happy lives don't produce devils.

They do have cool horns, though.

3. honestly it's a meme based on a NSFW BL VN about catboys do whatever
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[personal profile] misheard


OPEN MATCHMAKING POST

Stolen from Lyndon because it's a good idea. Here's how this goes!

1. You leave a comment with a character journal you want matched up!

It's important that in this comment you include if you want F/F, F/M, M/M, or are open to whatever, as well as what kinds of characters you think might ship well with yours, and like... a quick summary of their personality for me! Also specify if you're here for smut or not or if you want assumed CR or a particular relationship stage or... whatever other information you want to put in. Age range, certain characters/canons you definitely don't want, whatever! No specific character requests though, that's important.

2. I will reply with an offer!

You are obviously free to veto or respond or whatever, but I'll run through my muselist (or inevitably for someone make a whole new account) and find someone and reply with an OOC hashing-things-out comment. If it works, reply with a starter or an affirmation if you want me to start!

3. ~can you feel the love tonight~

FML Meme

Dec. 14th, 2016 09:08 pm
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[personal profile] certaingiant
 FML MEME

Your character is suddenly compelled to announce exactly why their life sucks. Other characters respond with sympathy, shock, pointing and laughing, whatever works.

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