The Alternate Universe Meme

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The Alternate Universe Meme

1. Comment with your character.
2. Others will reply with an AU idea.
3. Thread. Profit.

AUs can be any AU of any kind, but if you need ideas, I have this masterlist and this tumblr to get you started.

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Felix Honikker | Hello Charlotte | OTA, gen only

[microorganism]

[Voicetesting.]

Nanase Yoshi | 1BeatHeart | OTA

[gameplaybreaker]

[14-year-old 1bitHeart version available on request!]

Isaac "Zack" Foster | Angels of Death | OTA

[angelofslaughter]

MGRP CRAU, being silly here.

[zackthekiller]

[See, this is the problem with hopping over the fourth wall and going into random worlds.]

[You could meet yourself.]

[So it looks like there's a Japanese Fantasy RPG version of Zack bumping into the regular version of Zack. Understandably, at least one Zack is confused.]

What the... Who the fuck are you?

[angelofslaughter]

[Both Zacks are confused. Not just because of the whole 'another Zack' thing, which is pretty confusing, but what the hell is he wearing?]

That's my line. Who the fuck are you?

[zackthekiller]

[It's adventurer's gear. People pay him to go into dungeons and slaughter things.]

Uh, I'm Zack?! What the hell...

[He thought he was done with Gray's hallucination bullshit a long, long time ago. So if it's not drugs, then how is this happening?]

[angelofslaughter]

[That does sound like a fun job.]

You can't be Zack! I'm Zack! Unless that fucking priest pulled his drugs shit on me again, that doesn't make any fucking sense!

[zackthekiller]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure this shit is drugs. Though I haven't seen that priest in god knows how long...

[Drugs: Plausible.]

[angelofslaughter]

I thought he was dead, but he's just as much of a cockroach as that eyeball-obsessed freak. I wouldn't be surprised if he showed up out of nowhere.

[Please let him never hear the word 'peepers' again, thanks.]

[zackthekiller]

... Wait, that priest fucking died?

[Uh, this Zack must have been kidnapped before Gray's untimely demise. Or Cathy's. Or Eddie's. But they can both agree that Danny should be dead now.]

[angelofslaughter]

He was in that building when it burned down, so he's dead, right? That's how fire works, you can't use drugs to get out of that.

[But if anybody could...]

[zackthekiller]

... Yeah, no shit.

[Well, he got a good look at what his life would have been like if he wasn't kidnapped by magical girls.]

... What about Ray? [Did he kill her?]

Nakahara Chuuya | Bungou to Alchemist | OTA

[goatsongs]

roleswap/canonswap sort of, also it's older fish instead of small fish \o/

[aquaticrush]

[So Chuuya may not have had a great past few months, what with being involved with a suspicious "earthquake/accident" at the museum and coming out of it injected with some weird DNA sample, but at least the library is pretty normal, right? Well, sort of. One of the new workers accidentally left the restricted door open and Chuuya came upon her emerging from a book and falling on her face. And that's where she admitted to being a summoned ghost version of sad writer Midorikawa Retasu and let him in on all the confusing bits of her unlife.

Hanging around the library is still usually pretty nice. Well, except for times like this, where Retasu staggers out of the restricted section long after hours (the staff were all mysteriously too busy to clear him out) beat up and bleeding ink.]

I didn't do too well today.

[goatsongs]

[That's pretty much the definition of being beaten up and bleeding ink, 'not doing well'. Chuuya only takes a second to be alarmed before he throws a roll of bandages at her.]

So fix yourself up!

[...It's possible that he was waiting here specifically with that roll of bandages in case she was hurt, but don't call him out on it. Just because he has bird DNA and saves the day doesn't mean he's any less a tsundere than normal.]

[aquaticrush]

[Retasu fumbles the catch and the roll tumbles across the floor. She sulks and kneels down to pick it up.]

I'm sorry. I didn't want to upset you. [She starts gathering the bandages up and applying them to her arm.] Is there anything you need help with? It's pretty late to be here.

[goatsongs]

[For a person who fights monsters in books, Retasu is really uncoordinated.]

I was just waiting for you, don't worry about being a librarian on top of all your other crap.

[aquaticrush]

[Retasu finishes bandaging one arm and pulls up her sleeve to get the other.]

Um, thank you. You don't have to, but it's really nice of you. Is there any ink left over?

[goatsongs]

Should be, unless your coworkers are screwing up.

[aquaticrush]

Oh, no, they'd all do a much better job! Um, let me see...

[She rummages through the desk, pulls out a bottle, and grimaces before she moves to uncork it.]

I'm really glad that you don't have to drink this too. Even if you do have to work at a cafe and deal with, um, fangirls coming in.

[goatsongs]

Eh, I'm used to it. It's not as bad as the deal you've got.

[Even if they fuss over how cute he is, at least he doesn't have to down gross-tasting ink to heal his injuries.]

Neptune | We Know The Devil | F/F for shipping, OTA for gen

[neptunicentric]

[Voicetesting.]

Supergirl/Kara Zor-El | DC Super Hero Girls

[maidofmistakes]

Saigusa Haruka | Little Busters!

[mopocalypse]

Kawasumi Mai | Kanon

[nojohnyouare]