Married In Vegas Meme

[cherryblooded]

You wake up in a hotel room. You don't remember the previous night at all. In fact, you may not recognize the sight outside the hotel window. It doesn't matter where you were, because you're in Las Vegas now.

Also, you're sharing the bed with someone else. You may not recognize them. You probably don't. They may not be your preferred gender, or species. It doesn't matter, because you have matching rings on your fingers - or whatever you have that approximates a finger - that can mean only one thing.

You got married in Vegas.

Top-level with character and canon, all that jazz. This is more intended as a silly meme than as a shipping meme, but if you've got preferences for shipping you can list those too.

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Alalia Ridgely | OC

[voicetested]

[ details and quick ref here ]

It is time for horrors

[forgeabettertomorrow]

[Last night? Last night was truly legendary.]

[It had to have been, at least, for Darin to get so blackout drunk that he hardly remembers any of it.]

[Hazily, he rolls to his side...and falls out of the rather luxurious bed with a loud thud and a groan. He lays there in a daze as he tries to piece together the events from the night before...]

[He'd been on a hot streak at the tables. He remembered that part. He nods to himself as he recalls the stacks of chips he had been accumulating...oh that's right! He cashed out and went on a...well, clearly, it was some sort of spree. Alcohol, food, and from the looks of it, one of the finest penthouse suites on the strip were just some of the things he threw money at last night. Slowly, he stands and walks over to the large window overlooking the strip. The sun was just rising and he could see the desert glowing orange and yellow just beyond the casinos and restaurants...the mountains already lit up as they caught the sun and reflected it back towards the strip itself. He stretches and yawns, reaching back to scratch his bare ass. Hrm. He must have misplaced his pants at some point last night. Maybe he threw them out and bought some new ones? That sounds like something he'd do. He'll figure it out once the haze lifts from his mind.]

Man...last night must have been awesome...hope I still have some cash leftover for a big breakfast...

Nakahara Chuuya | Bungou Stray Dogs

[darkdisgrace]

[honestly it's a wonder he didn't pass out before he was drunk enough to get married

no skk but other canon Dazais are fine]

Nakahara Chuuya | Love Heaven

[innocentpoem]

[probably threatened the priest]

Kaltz | Lamento: Beyond the Void

[griefing]

[this is a karmic punishment, or just a result of cats not having very strong liquor]

Hori Tatsuo | Bungou to Alchemist

[diaryofmayfly]

[he's 48 and not a teenager, I promise]

Kawasumi Mai | Kanon

[nojohnyouare]

[prepare for "..."]

[icyisland]

[Even when everything that's greeted Sakutarou since he woke up is unfamiliar and intensely worrying - the signs in the hotel room are only in English, that definitely isn't the Tokyo skyline outside the window, he has no idea who this girl he's sharing a bed with is - it's nice to know that one thing is constant.

It would be better if that wasn't him being incredibly clumsy, but at least it's something.

If Mai isn't woken up by the thunk of Sakutarou falling out of bed and onto his face, then she'll probably be woken up by his wailing, because no matter how many times he trips over his own two feet, it still hurts.]

[daughterofthemark]

[Arianna comes from a time when Las Vegas doesn't exist. There aren't enough question marks in the world to describe her mood when she wakes up in an unfamiliar room in an unfamiliar city with her dead roommate in bed next to her.

Wait what was that last part?

Sorry, Mai, but today the role of your alarm clock will be played by a princess who is too busy screaming to realize the "corpse" in her bed is breathing.]

Takumi | Fire Emblem Fates | ota

[tacomeme]

[Will assume modern au so no one has to worry about shluping a prince and all the 'wtf is a vegas' talk]

[brynwieldr]

[So guess what, Taco?

Leo clings to whoever is in his bed like an octopus. Enjoy your heater.]

[pursuitofbeauty]

Well, that's the first and last time Yusuke gets drunk. Oh it's one big trip with all his friends to America, oh it's just one drink, oh he can chug an entire boilermaker with no trouble because what is his metabolism?

His head feels like it's splitting open, and it gets worse when he sits up. Groaning, he presses his hand to his face, feeling something metal against the side of his nose. It's around his ring finger, shining a silvery color.

Wait. Since when does he wear a ring?

He pulls the hand away from his eyes, blearily staring at the plain white gold band. Funny how it looks like a wedding ring. Just how could he afford that, and why would he buy one in the first place?

It's about then he realizes he's not in his hotel room, and he's not alone in bed. There's someone next to him, someone with an incredible amount of platinum hair.

[nojohnyouare]

[I guess the jokes about everyone being married to everyone finally came true. Well, that and I was going to RNG it and got Sakura, and nobody wants grandma.]

...?

[thebrokencommandment]

[Well, that's interesting.

Touson doesn't remember the last night, but a quick investigation of his surroundings suggests that he's in a Las Vegas hotel. Considering that he last remembered being in Tokyo, it's remarkable that he's ended up here. Of course, it's not impossible to set up an elaborate hoax... Hm.

He'd like to go find out more, but there's someone sharing his bed with him, and he could have a wealth of information that Touson can't just discard. He should stay long enough to talk to him, at least.

...So Touson's just going to stare intently at Takumi until he wakes up.

Flawless plan.]

A Tale of Two Pineapples?

[thirdbeauty]

[So Takumi is most definitely not alone in this bed. It might be difficult to tell at first what sort of person is sprawled out next to (and on) him. If he's observant enough from the way various bits press into him, he might notice first and foremost that the other person... is very clearly a woman.

Natsuru's still wearing her (disturbingly appropriate in hindsight) white dress, and one of those borderline tacky bachelorette party tiaras with a faux bridal veil attached. There's a bouquet somewhere in the bed with them, along with the one of Natsuru's high-heeled shoes that is not on the floor. And of course, there's a cheap but very significant looking ring on her finger.

Takumi probably gets to wake up first, because Natsuru is out. Some part of her is not looking forward to the hangover she's about to have.]

Caren | Pichi Pichi Pitch

[lackinginfaith]

[she's not gonna be happy with this]

Saigusa Haruka | Little Busters!

[mopocalypse]

[Assuming CRAU because otherwise she wouldn't be old enough and this is hilarious.]

Weiss Schnee | RWBY

[coldandyearning]

[Probably had her first and last drink, considering the possibly Bad Life Decision™ right now.]

[bookful]

[You and him both.

Obviously Gilbert didn't drink much alcohol before, with his weak constitution, but he's dead now, they said. He doesn't need to drink so many dubious health products, they said. Try some wine, they said.

And now he's in a bed feeling like the sun is personally out to attack him. Hangover.]

...Gracious, what happened last night...?

[He groans and rolls over on the bed.

Rolling over onto someone else was unforeseen and unintentional.]

mion sonozaki | higurashi no naku koro ni ( ota )

[sononizaki]

[this is probably Mion's fault, tbh...]

[atonings]

[ A normal person would be concerned that they got drunk and ended up hitched to one of their best friends over night, and what that might mean for said friendship.

Instead, Rena seems to have found the flower crown she'd stuck in Mion's hair last night, in lieu of a bridal veil. ]

Oh, Mii-chan must have looked so cute wearing this...! Did someone take any pictures, did they? I don't see a camera around here...

I'm sorry

[someprefernettles]

[You know, this hotel bed isn't exactly small, so there's probably enough space for Mion to have slept without resting her feet on this guy. Probably?

It's also weird that he's definitely woken up by now, before her - he's not staring at her in her sleep because that's weird, but he definitely has his eyes open and is looking around the room. And he hasn't seen fit to like... move, or move her feet off, or anything...? How long has he been awake?]

Felicia | Fire Emblem: Fates

[blunders]

[gosh, she didn't know one could S Support this quickly]

[goodbyepoem]

[Things that Saisei knows about Las Vegas: it's in America, more towards the western side, and it has casinos.

Things that Saisei knows about waking up in a strange place with no memory of how you got there: it's bad and you should probably not just lay around there all day.

He may have jostled Felicia a little while scrambling out of bed, but in his defense he was a little panicked and may not have actually noticed her until then.

...A cute girl in his bed doesn't help with the panicking part. But are you supposed to wake someone up in this situation? It'd scare her too, wouldn't it? She should probably be scared, but he doesn't want her to throw something at him...

Solution: he drops a pillow on her face.]

Atsushi Nakajima | Bungou Stray Dogs| OTA

[chazukefang]

[Atsushi can't believe this happened he's so sorry.]

Corrin | Fire Emblem Fates | OTA

[twilightdragon]

[This is going to be something fun to tell her family.]