For
ninjou.
[Tonight, Dazai is really drunk.
This is not different from most other nights in their favorite bar, save for a few things.
1. Ango isn't here.
2. Dazai is really drunk. The kind of drunk that has Odasaku concerned that he might be trying to die through liver failure. That drunk.
And so, it's with hesitation that he speaks up.]
Maybe you should stop drinking for tonight.
This is not different from most other nights in their favorite bar, save for a few things.
1. Ango isn't here.
2. Dazai is really drunk. The kind of drunk that has Odasaku concerned that he might be trying to die through liver failure. That drunk.
And so, it's with hesitation that he speaks up.]
Maybe you should stop drinking for tonight.

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I'm going to make you sick...
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[Miserable, but fine.]
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[A broken record...]
You'll be sick. I don't want you to be sick.
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[It'll be for everyone's sake. Even Dazai, who will probably still pout about it.]
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Can I sleep? I need to work but I want to sleep so I'm hiding...
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[It's in his coat pocket.]
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[Dazai, seriously.]
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My hands.
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[Flopping into bed now.]
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[Of course he checks Dazai's coat pockets first, like any reasonable person would.]
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You're so handsome today...
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Here's your phone. [He sets it by Dazai's head.] You should call in before you pass out.
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He sounds perfectly fine as he discusses a few things and lets them know he'll be out for a couple of days... then hangs up and drops the phone on the bed.]
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[That is some impressive not-sounding-sick ability.]
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[And now he sounds like death again.]
...water?
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Anything else?
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Water is good... I don't feel like eating or anything.
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[It's good for you.]
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[All smiles, though he still looks dead to the world. Give this man pills.]
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[Watching a sleeping person is boring and creepy.]
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[Curling up... water is cuddled.]
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[He's not going to cuddle with you, you sick person.]
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[He rolls over, snuggling the water bottle, not even bothering to get under the sheets.]
I'm naming my water Odasaku and it will stay with me.
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