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ninjou.
[Tonight, Dazai is really drunk.
This is not different from most other nights in their favorite bar, save for a few things.
1. Ango isn't here.
2. Dazai is really drunk. The kind of drunk that has Odasaku concerned that he might be trying to die through liver failure. That drunk.
And so, it's with hesitation that he speaks up.]
Maybe you should stop drinking for tonight.
This is not different from most other nights in their favorite bar, save for a few things.
1. Ango isn't here.
2. Dazai is really drunk. The kind of drunk that has Odasaku concerned that he might be trying to die through liver failure. That drunk.
And so, it's with hesitation that he speaks up.]
Maybe you should stop drinking for tonight.

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[Flopping into bed now.]
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[Of course he checks Dazai's coat pockets first, like any reasonable person would.]
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You're so handsome today...
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Here's your phone. [He sets it by Dazai's head.] You should call in before you pass out.
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He sounds perfectly fine as he discusses a few things and lets them know he'll be out for a couple of days... then hangs up and drops the phone on the bed.]
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[That is some impressive not-sounding-sick ability.]
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[And now he sounds like death again.]
...water?
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Anything else?
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Water is good... I don't feel like eating or anything.
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[It's good for you.]
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[All smiles, though he still looks dead to the world. Give this man pills.]
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[Watching a sleeping person is boring and creepy.]
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[Curling up... water is cuddled.]
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[He's not going to cuddle with you, you sick person.]
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[He rolls over, snuggling the water bottle, not even bothering to get under the sheets.]
I'm naming my water Odasaku and it will stay with me.
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[That can't be comfy.]
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[Worst. Patient.]
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[Sighing, Odasaku returns to try to tuck Dazai in.]
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A sigh.]
I'm glad you're here. I don't want to leave you ever, so I guess I can't die... it's a little annoying but I'll manage it.
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[That's strangely touching, even coming from the mouth of someone sick and delirious.]
I won't go far from you. You'll be alright, and I'll be there when you wake up. Is that okay?
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Yeah. Everybody else would laugh at me. Just don't leave without telling me.
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[He's not that kind of cruel.]
Sweet dreams.
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[He looks like he's going to cry, and he paws at his bandages on his face before giving up on taking them off. He couldn't sleep from being sick, he's tired from acting fine, but he trusts Odasaku not to leave him alone.]
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He'll be here, attuned to Dazai's distress.]
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It's a couple of hours later than he wakes up and peeks out of the bed.]
Hnnf?
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