Married In Vegas Meme

[cherryblooded]

You wake up in a hotel room. You don't remember the previous night at all. In fact, you may not recognize the sight outside the hotel window. It doesn't matter where you were, because you're in Las Vegas now.

Also, you're sharing the bed with someone else. You may not recognize them. You probably don't. They may not be your preferred gender, or species. It doesn't matter, because you have matching rings on your fingers - or whatever you have that approximates a finger - that can mean only one thing.

You got married in Vegas.

Top-level with character and canon, all that jazz. This is more intended as a silly meme than as a shipping meme, but if you've got preferences for shipping you can list those too.

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[brynwieldr]

[So guess what, Taco?

Leo clings to whoever is in his bed like an octopus. Enjoy your heater.]

[tacomeme]

[NORMALLY HE IS THE SAME WAY but also wow, too hot?! And also kinda half pinned and he doesn't like tha tone bit. So he starts shoving and jabbing gtfo]

[brynwieldr]

Mmm...stoppit.

[When Leo sleeps, he sleeps. Good luck.]

[tacomeme]

Gidoffa me!

[He's still half asleep as well, and half thinks Hinata passed out in here or something. So he does what comes to mind.

He bites him]

[brynwieldr]

[And Leo's reaction?

Kicking and trying to get his attacker in the dick. He manages it, too, by sheer luck]

What the hells?

[tacomeme]

[Yeah okay, that does it. Takumi howls and falls right off the bed.

And doesn't come back up. Cuz he's rolling on the floor, holding his poor balls and whimpering]

[brynwieldr]

[That noise gets Leo to sit up in confusion, looking around and totally ignoring Takumi.]

Where...

[tacomeme]

Right in my balls, that's where you jackass!!

[brynwieldr]

...Takumi?

[Blink blink. Leo leans over to study his best friend, utterly baffled.]

What? Should I call an ambulance?

[tacomeme]

Maybe the one you'll need once I can stand up again-!

[brynwieldr]

What happened?

[Leo climbs out of bed and looks around. He doesn't recognize this hotel room, but priorities are getting Takumi some ice. The little room service thing next to the phone tells him there's ice in the hallway, so that's where he goes, grabbing the ice bucket as he does. He comes back with plenty of ice and another trashbag he begged off a wandering housekeeper to use as an ice pack.]

Here we go.

[tacomeme]

[By the time Leo get's back he 1) has pants on and 2) is at least sitting on the bed. It hurt, but he won't die.]

Ngh, thanks.

[He tries to put the ice one, falters a few times cuz FUCK cold, and finally manages it]

You just HAVE to be a kicker... ugh... how did we even get in here...?

[He's too confused to even notice the rings yet]

[brynwieldr]

I have no idea. I don't even know where we are, to be honest.

[Leo looks at the menu again.]

The Junes Inn, apparently?

[tacomeme]

How much did we drink? I hope we didn't drive here.

[brynwieldr]

I have no idea. I'm not hungover, so not too much I trust? Maybe?