Married In Vegas Meme

[cherryblooded]

You wake up in a hotel room. You don't remember the previous night at all. In fact, you may not recognize the sight outside the hotel window. It doesn't matter where you were, because you're in Las Vegas now.

Also, you're sharing the bed with someone else. You may not recognize them. You probably don't. They may not be your preferred gender, or species. It doesn't matter, because you have matching rings on your fingers - or whatever you have that approximates a finger - that can mean only one thing.

You got married in Vegas.

Top-level with character and canon, all that jazz. This is more intended as a silly meme than as a shipping meme, but if you've got preferences for shipping you can list those too.

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[goodbyepoem]

[With all the speed of a man whose best friend puts his shoes on the wrong feet more often than not and can trip over nothing at all, Muroo is beside her on the floor.]

Are you okay? Did you hurt anything?

[Hagiwara's lack of coordination could even outdo Felicia's.]

[blunders]

I...I'm okay, just...

[is 'slightly humiliated' a fair term to use for this, god

Either way, it takes Felicia a moment--gripping on the nearest thing she can to pull herself up a bit, shaking her head all the while.]

Nothing more than usual! My head still hurts a bit, but not from that...I think I'm going to have to take it a little easier. Hopefully your little friend isn't too hard to find...

[goodbyepoem]

[He's used to that, Felicia, don't worry. Muroo sighs in relief.]

Taking it slow's a good idea. My best friend's always tripping over nothing and it's even worse when he has a headache. I don't know how he's gone this long without figuring out which shoes go on which feet...

[It's a complaint, but Muroo sounds and looks fond.]

[blunders]

...Wait, really?

[...You know, she's not sure whether she thinks they'll be fast friends if they met or each other's death sentence. But. That's almost adorable?]

Aw...well, he must be incredibly thankful to have an understanding friend like you around! I know I am, even if we're just acquaintances! I hope he'll learn eventually, though...

[goodbyepoem]

[Probably both.]

Nah, I'm the one who's thankful! If I'd never met Saku, I don't know what I'd be doing with my life.

[...well, he'd probably be dead-dead instead of just sorta-dead, but. Moving on.]

Well, we probably won't find that cat in this hotel room, so we ought to see what's out there. Let's stick together!