Married In Vegas Meme

[cherryblooded]

You wake up in a hotel room. You don't remember the previous night at all. In fact, you may not recognize the sight outside the hotel window. It doesn't matter where you were, because you're in Las Vegas now.

Also, you're sharing the bed with someone else. You may not recognize them. You probably don't. They may not be your preferred gender, or species. It doesn't matter, because you have matching rings on your fingers - or whatever you have that approximates a finger - that can mean only one thing.

You got married in Vegas.

Top-level with character and canon, all that jazz. This is more intended as a silly meme than as a shipping meme, but if you've got preferences for shipping you can list those too.

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[blunders]

[...that's when she looks to him, and catches sight of a ring on his own finger while he rubs his forehead.

She looks back to her own ring, and then to his. And then again.

Sadly the rings do not turn to diamonds, but they probably don't even have diamond rings anyway, let's be honest here. Either way, uh. Felicia gasps, putting her hands in front of her mouth, and her face goes even redder, if one can believe it.]

Oh...oh gods...

[This is. ...Well, not the worst, he hasn't like. Done anything wrong, but at the same time, that's probably why it's worse.]

You...might want to look at your hand...

[goodbyepoem]

[Saisei looks at his hand. Then at her hand.

Then he buries his face in his hands, too ashamed to keep looking at her right now. His voice is somewhat muffled.]

I'm sorry! I don't remember this at all but I'm still sorry!

[It was probably his fault, somehow??]

[blunders]

I'm sorry too! I don't remember it either, this is so embarrassing!

[...She's just gonna follow his example and bury her face in her hands.

Until she remembers the pillow, and she proceeds to grab that and bury her face in it. Her next words are a little muffled as a result.]

Ohh, how could someone let this happen?! I don't even know your name!

[goodbyepoem]

Saisei. Muroo Saisei.

[They can at least fix that part. It doesn't help much with the rest, but now she knows his name.]

I shouldn't even be anywhere near Las Vegas, let alone marrying people I don't know.

[blunders]

[...it takes a little bit of non response (and burying her head further into the pillow in embarrassment) before Felicia just. Kind of nods her head. Okay, she at least knows who he is, so that makes this...a little easier. Small miracles, at least.

...Felicia will peer up from the pillow, though, to unmuffle her words.]

I'm Felicia--just Felicia. It's nice to meet you, even if it's...like this...

[Well. All of this. Granted, it's not the worst unless this is some arranged marriage scheme from one of the outrealms, or...something...but at the very least, she's trying to keep herself from panicking too much?]

Where are you supposed to be, though?

[goodbyepoem]

[He nods at 'it's nice to meet you' - it would have been nicer in other circumstances, but she herself seems fine.]

On a different continent. It's not normal to just wake up and find yourself half a world away.

[It shouldn't be at all possible, actually... but then again, he's not one to talk about what should be possible.]

[blunders]

[That seems to make sense to Felicia--so he's from another place in this Outrealm, and that makes sense. Even so, he's got a point...]

It really isn't-- [Felicia takes a moment to rub at her temple again.] Ugh...especially when you have something like this happen...

What's the last thing you do remember, though? Before this morning...maybe it'll help retrace your steps?

[goodbyepoem]

[What does he remember... Some of it's a little foggy, but he tries to piece it together.]

Yesterday afternoon, I was tending the courtyard of the library I work at, and this cat came up to me. I think it was a cat, anyway? It looked kind of weird, but it was still cute.

[Even with their situation, he still has a fond expression thinking of how adorable that cat was.]

When I tried to pet it it led me all the way across the courtyard, and then... through a door? I must have figured it went to the library, because where else would it go, but that's the last thing I remember.

[blunders]

[...it takes all of Felicia's restraint to not go 'aww' at the idea of a kitty. It...obviously did not lead to something good, but who cares when it's something as cute as a kitty? You almost can't be mad.

If anything, it makes Felicia smile just a bit.]

Then it's just a matter of finding whatever door you went through and going back, right? We'll just have to find it and get you back to your library, safe and sound!

[With determination, Felicia jumps right out of bed! ...And. Promptly falls onto the floor because goddammit she's uncoordinated. Really, she's lucky she didn't (hopefully) break anything at the wedding!

...give her a moment or two, she's. Grumbling into the floor.]

[goodbyepoem]

[With all the speed of a man whose best friend puts his shoes on the wrong feet more often than not and can trip over nothing at all, Muroo is beside her on the floor.]

Are you okay? Did you hurt anything?

[Hagiwara's lack of coordination could even outdo Felicia's.]

[blunders]

I...I'm okay, just...

[is 'slightly humiliated' a fair term to use for this, god

Either way, it takes Felicia a moment--gripping on the nearest thing she can to pull herself up a bit, shaking her head all the while.]

Nothing more than usual! My head still hurts a bit, but not from that...I think I'm going to have to take it a little easier. Hopefully your little friend isn't too hard to find...

[goodbyepoem]

[He's used to that, Felicia, don't worry. Muroo sighs in relief.]

Taking it slow's a good idea. My best friend's always tripping over nothing and it's even worse when he has a headache. I don't know how he's gone this long without figuring out which shoes go on which feet...

[It's a complaint, but Muroo sounds and looks fond.]

[blunders]

...Wait, really?

[...You know, she's not sure whether she thinks they'll be fast friends if they met or each other's death sentence. But. That's almost adorable?]

Aw...well, he must be incredibly thankful to have an understanding friend like you around! I know I am, even if we're just acquaintances! I hope he'll learn eventually, though...

[goodbyepoem]

[Probably both.]

Nah, I'm the one who's thankful! If I'd never met Saku, I don't know what I'd be doing with my life.

[...well, he'd probably be dead-dead instead of just sorta-dead, but. Moving on.]

Well, we probably won't find that cat in this hotel room, so we ought to see what's out there. Let's stick together!