Married In Vegas Meme

[cherryblooded]

You wake up in a hotel room. You don't remember the previous night at all. In fact, you may not recognize the sight outside the hotel window. It doesn't matter where you were, because you're in Las Vegas now.

Also, you're sharing the bed with someone else. You may not recognize them. You probably don't. They may not be your preferred gender, or species. It doesn't matter, because you have matching rings on your fingers - or whatever you have that approximates a finger - that can mean only one thing.

You got married in Vegas.

Top-level with character and canon, all that jazz. This is more intended as a silly meme than as a shipping meme, but if you've got preferences for shipping you can list those too.

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Takumi | Fire Emblem Fates | ota

[tacomeme]

[Will assume modern au so no one has to worry about shluping a prince and all the 'wtf is a vegas' talk]

[brynwieldr]

[So guess what, Taco?

Leo clings to whoever is in his bed like an octopus. Enjoy your heater.]

[tacomeme]

[NORMALLY HE IS THE SAME WAY but also wow, too hot?! And also kinda half pinned and he doesn't like tha tone bit. So he starts shoving and jabbing gtfo]

[brynwieldr]

Mmm...stoppit.

[When Leo sleeps, he sleeps. Good luck.]

[tacomeme]

Gidoffa me!

[He's still half asleep as well, and half thinks Hinata passed out in here or something. So he does what comes to mind.

He bites him]

[brynwieldr]

[And Leo's reaction?

Kicking and trying to get his attacker in the dick. He manages it, too, by sheer luck]

What the hells?

[tacomeme]

[Yeah okay, that does it. Takumi howls and falls right off the bed.

And doesn't come back up. Cuz he's rolling on the floor, holding his poor balls and whimpering]

[brynwieldr]

[That noise gets Leo to sit up in confusion, looking around and totally ignoring Takumi.]

Where...

[pursuitofbeauty]

Well, that's the first and last time Yusuke gets drunk. Oh it's one big trip with all his friends to America, oh it's just one drink, oh he can chug an entire boilermaker with no trouble because what is his metabolism?

His head feels like it's splitting open, and it gets worse when he sits up. Groaning, he presses his hand to his face, feeling something metal against the side of his nose. It's around his ring finger, shining a silvery color.

Wait. Since when does he wear a ring?

He pulls the hand away from his eyes, blearily staring at the plain white gold band. Funny how it looks like a wedding ring. Just how could he afford that, and why would he buy one in the first place?

It's about then he realizes he's not in his hotel room, and he's not alone in bed. There's someone next to him, someone with an incredible amount of platinum hair.

[tacomeme]

Said someone seems to notice that their companion has moved, and in his sleep scoots closer. He pats around the mattress, looking for a warm body to go back to holding onto- and yes, there is a matching ring on said searching hand.

Once he finds what he's looking for he settles right back down, as if nothing strange is going on what so ever.

[pursuitofbeauty]

Yusuke makes a little choked sound as he's cuddled and a louder one when he notices the matching ring. Thankfully his orientation doesn't leave him upset that the person clinging to him is also male, but there seems to be a distinct lack of clothing on both of them and Yusuke is really not accustomed to such intimate contact.

"U-- um... e-- excuse me...?" His voice is higher, tight and strained. He nudges the stranger's shoulder. "Who... who are you?"

[tacomeme]

Takumi mutters for a moment, but that unfamiliar voice finally cuts through his rare peaceful sleep. He peeks an eye open, looking up at Yusuke with a still sleep clouded amber gaze.

"...?"

...that sleepy look vanishes in a flash, and he yelps, jerking away and right out of the bed- and when he realizes he's undressed he just... screams and runs right into the bathroom.

Sorry if you were looking for an explanation there, buddy.

[pursuitofbeauty]

Blink. Blink. Blink.

Oooookay.

Yusuke gets up and goes to the bathroom door, knocking politely. Yes, he has neglected to put on clothes. It's just a body after all, nothing shameful about it.

"Ah, are you alright? I'm sorry if I startled you, I only wanted to know what happened last night."

[tacomeme]

"YOU want to know?! I wanna know the same thing!" He doesn't open the door fully, but he does crack it open and peek out.

"Is this you're room? Who even are you!?"

[pursuitofbeauty]

Clearly this one is jumpy as a nervous cat, not that Yusuke can really blame him. He knows he'll never hear the end of this, especially not from Ryuji and Futaba.

"It's not my room, I assumed it was yours." He looks back into the room proper, taking note of the large frilly bed they'd shared, the bucket of champagne, and the platter of chocolate-covered strawberries. Between that, the decor, and their rings.... "I think this is the honeymoon suite. I'm not certain which hotel, however. Though it makes some sort of sense, considering."

He holds up his hand, showing the unfamiliar guy his ring.

[nojohnyouare]

[I guess the jokes about everyone being married to everyone finally came true. Well, that and I was going to RNG it and got Sakura, and nobody wants grandma.]

...?

[tacomeme]

[Takumi grumbles to wakefulness about the same time, peering around, confused. His hair is a tangled mess and half sticking to his back]


...wha?

[nojohnyouare]

[Mai lets go of the stick cushion she's been snuggling and sits up. There's a mess of souvenirs and a box of pizza on the floor, two of those giant margarita glasses people walk around the street with completely drained on the desk, and an inflatable pool toy hanging from the bright pink curtains. She stares out the window.]

...Is this even the right room.

[tacomeme]

... I think this might be one of the others' rooms.

[He tries to move and winces, his head throbbing]

Never ever drinking anything Junpei gives me again. No matter how good it smells.

[nojohnyouare]

That was too much.

[She holds her head with a soft groan, not noticing the tacky ring on her hand yet.]

I feel like... there are spikes in my eyes.

[tacomeme]

Not used to drinking, huh? I'll get some water.

[He moves to get up and sees the ring]

Wha- what the hell is this?!

[thebrokencommandment]

[Well, that's interesting.

Touson doesn't remember the last night, but a quick investigation of his surroundings suggests that he's in a Las Vegas hotel. Considering that he last remembered being in Tokyo, it's remarkable that he's ended up here. Of course, it's not impossible to set up an elaborate hoax... Hm.

He'd like to go find out more, but there's someone sharing his bed with him, and he could have a wealth of information that Touson can't just discard. He should stay long enough to talk to him, at least.

...So Touson's just going to stare intently at Takumi until he wakes up.

Flawless plan.]

[tacomeme]

[He doesn't wake at first, but the fact that the warmth he was expecting moved, and that plus the eyes burrowing into his skull is enough to make him stir.

He groans, trying to bury his head deeper in the plush pillows, hiding from the light. If he's noticed he's not where he's supposed to be, it doesn't show.]

[thebrokencommandment]

[Oh, he's starting to wake up. That's good, but it would be more efficient if he would hurry up and wake all the way already.

Touson pokes him in the side. Repeatedly. While still staring at him.]

Wake up.

A Tale of Two Pineapples?

[thirdbeauty]

[So Takumi is most definitely not alone in this bed. It might be difficult to tell at first what sort of person is sprawled out next to (and on) him. If he's observant enough from the way various bits press into him, he might notice first and foremost that the other person... is very clearly a woman.

Natsuru's still wearing her (disturbingly appropriate in hindsight) white dress, and one of those borderline tacky bachelorette party tiaras with a faux bridal veil attached. There's a bouquet somewhere in the bed with them, along with the one of Natsuru's high-heeled shoes that is not on the floor. And of course, there's a cheap but very significant looking ring on her finger.

Takumi probably gets to wake up first, because Natsuru is out. Some part of her is not looking forward to the hangover she's about to have.]