Married In Vegas Meme

[cherryblooded]

You wake up in a hotel room. You don't remember the previous night at all. In fact, you may not recognize the sight outside the hotel window. It doesn't matter where you were, because you're in Las Vegas now.

Also, you're sharing the bed with someone else. You may not recognize them. You probably don't. They may not be your preferred gender, or species. It doesn't matter, because you have matching rings on your fingers - or whatever you have that approximates a finger - that can mean only one thing.

You got married in Vegas.

Top-level with character and canon, all that jazz. This is more intended as a silly meme than as a shipping meme, but if you've got preferences for shipping you can list those too.

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[forgeabettertomorrow]

[Darin crumples like a sack of hammers as his companion's strike connects. She definitely missed his stomach, and instead drove home her point, quite eloquently, into the man's balls. There's really no nice way to say that.]

[All of the air blows out of his body and curls into the fetal position, cradling himself and shielding himself for what he thought could be a second strike. When no such blow follows, Darin squeaks out a retort between gasps of precious air.]

S-See...the verbal reaction to it was right on the money...the physical one...? M-Maybe needs a little...work...

[Gods just take him now. If there wasn't a second strike incoming before he just guaranteed one would be on its way.]