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[abnormalizes]

[You are in a jamjar. Like most jamjars, the vast majority of characters here are human or look human. But not you.

This makes roommate situations somewhat awkward sometimes... except with your new assigned roommate, whose eyes literally sparkle when she sees you.]

Oh...! I was definitely lucky with the room assignments this time. Nice to meet you!

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[leafygreen]

I'm not sure about cute, am I? [Wiggles a leaf.] I don't know what it's like where you're from, but they say we don't have feelings. We might not, I haven't finished my research on that yet. And on top of that, we're made by witches, and those aren't always very popular either. That's why I became one, too. But you seem a friendly sort.

[abnormalizes]

That's so rude! If anyone says that kind of thing to you here, let me know and I'll kick their ass for you. There's no excuse to be mean.

[leafygreen]

Really? You don't have to, I can just curse them or poison them or something. I've barely known you 30 seconds, I can't put my business on you when you're dealing with your own, can I? I'd think that would be what's rude.

[abnormalizes]

Don't worry about it. I don't mind at all, especially if it's for a pretty girl like you.

[leafygreen]

Do you usually hit on your roommates? [Head tilt.]

[abnormalizes]

Only if they're as good-looking as you! [No shame.]

[leafygreen]

[Blinks. Examines her leaves and root-walks over to Evangeline.]

I'm not exactly sure how to react to that! You haven't taken any strange potions recently, have you? [Feels her forehead.]

[abnormalizes]

[oh a cute girl is touching her, be cool]

No, I feel normal? This is normal for me.

Oh, sorry, I haven't even introduced myself! Evangeline.

[leafygreen]

[She hums, and finding nothing out of the ordinary, removes her hand.] As long as you aren't sick or poisoned! I'll remember that, Evangeline. I'm Rakel Engsyre. I suppose I don't know much about emotions, all things considered, but your response simply seemed out of the ordinary.

[abnormalizes]

I've heard that before. But weird people are more interesting, right?

[leafygreen]

I do find that's true! At the very least, weird people are likely to either get along or very much not get along, depending on their individual weirdness.

[abnormalizes]

I'm pretty easy to get along with, I think? So we should be good friends.

[leafygreen]

That's a good way of thinking about it. So you know I'm a witch; what do you think is important to know about yourself?

[abnormalizes]

Let's see... At home I work for a company that extracts energy by working with monsters? So that's interesting, I guess. Kind of sucks as a workplace though.

[leafygreen]

Energy from monsters? Do you mean their life force or what?

[abnormalizes]

It's more like a byproduct of interacting with them? Their lives aren't in danger, you don't have to worry about that. All the safety risks are to the employees instead.

[leafygreen]

You know, I'd think most people would worry more about employees than monsters. Though I guess it also depends what you mean by monster, like a mindless giant rat or someone like me or a dragon or elf or something. But it's good to hear you care so much about them if you're working with them.

[abnormalizes]

Well, some of them are smarter than others? But they're all further away from 'reasonable person' than you, like most of them are pretty deadly if you don't treat them just the right way. But! I do my best to make sure they're happy and comfortable.

[leafygreen]

And energy can be harvested from treating them nicely? That sounds fascinating. We have monsters in that sense, but they definitely wouldn't be in a context like that.

[abnormalizes]

That's probably for the best, honestly. We get a ton of energy and money out of it, but the employee mortality rate is... high.

[leafygreen]

I... see. And they just let you do that even though you'll probably die?

[abnormalizes]

Oh, they kill you themselves if you try to quit.

[leafygreen]

That seems both unfeeling and terribly inefficient.

[abnormalizes]

You'd think so, right?

[leafygreen]

What do they even gain from that approach?