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[abnormalizes]

[You are in a jamjar. Like most jamjars, the vast majority of characters here are human or look human. But not you.

This makes roommate situations somewhat awkward sometimes... except with your new assigned roommate, whose eyes literally sparkle when she sees you.]

Oh...! I was definitely lucky with the room assignments this time. Nice to meet you!

Comments

[leafygreen]

I suppose so. But if I give them proof and they keep on how they were, then that's their problem.

[abnormalizes]

It's their problem either way. Because they're assholes.

[leafygreen]

You know, you really are a kind person. I'm not sure you're the one who was lucky with the room assignments.

[abnormalizes]

I'm definitely nothing special, though...

[leafygreen]

Why's that? Because there are plenty of humans around?

[abnormalizes]

Exactly. You could totally have your pick of humans.

[leafygreen]

You sound like they're expendable. Though I guess that can be chalked up to the environment you came out of.

[abnormalizes]

It's not a great place for the whole 'value of human life' thing, no.

[leafygreen]

What about the value of everything else? Or is that just you?

[abnormalizes]

Mostly me, sadly.

[leafygreen]

By your own logic, that isn't sad at all, though, is it? It means you have your pick of supernatural beings.

[abnormalizes]

I'm only one person! I can't possibly give every supernatural being as much affection as they deserve.

[leafygreen]

So you'd want to be more than one person so you could have a bigger harem?

[abnormalizes]

...I mean, I was going for 'more people should love nonhumans so they can all be happy', but I'm not going to argue with that interpretation either.

[leafygreen]

Oh, I guess I should've thought of your version first. I wasn't sure. You never know with people.

[abnormalizes]

I won't lie and say I wouldn't like a harem... But it'd be nice if nonhumans were treated better in general, you know?

[leafygreen]

I guess that's true everywhere. Or at least in a good array of places. Statistically, there have to be some places they're different.

[abnormalizes]

Maybe places where nonhumans are the majority?

[leafygreen]

It could be. I certainly wouldn't want to be trapped for someone else's study, either.

[abnormalizes]

It's not fun. I mean, I only had a bit more freedom than the Abnormalities at home, really.

[leafygreen]

Right, given the whole "forced to work until something kills you or die anyway" thing. Really, I don't know how they get anything done, no offence to you.

[abnormalizes]

Easily replaceable employees, I guess?

[leafygreen]

With that approach, they'll run out of humans eventually.

[abnormalizes]

Honestly, it's not even the cruelest method of population control in the City.

[leafygreen]

Your home gets increasingly more concerning.