For ninjou.

[tenimuho]

[Tonight, Dazai is really drunk.

This is not different from most other nights in their favorite bar, save for a few things.

1. Ango isn't here.

2. Dazai is really drunk. The kind of drunk that has Odasaku concerned that he might be trying to die through liver failure. That drunk.

And so, it's with hesitation that he speaks up.]

Maybe you should stop drinking for tonight.

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[tenimuho]

[Aww. Well, hopefully it won't take too long. Odasaku goes to answer the phone.]

Hello, Odasaku speaking. ...Ah, sorry. I'd like to talk to you normally, but I was in the middle of something. Can this be quick?

[Normally he'd be all for talking to the restaurant owner about whatever, but. Cuddling.]

[ninjou]

[Dazai is being good and not whining in the background. He's finally up and wandering in to drape on his Odasaku while he talks...

And nibble on his other ear...

And his shoulder...]

[tenimuho]

[God, Dazai, can't a man answer a phone call while naked in peace. Odasaku bites back a sound that would have been really embarrassing.]

I see. I'll increase the payment for this month to cover the cost.

[ninjou]

[Dazai blinks at that, pulling away slightly... So he'll be good and just wrap his arms around Odasaku's waist and hold him.]

[tenimuho]

[Better. Thank you for not trying to distract him too much while he's talking about the kids.]

Thank you again, I really appreciate it. - Alright, take care.

[Odasaku hangs up, then turns his head towards Dazai.]

Was that so bad?

[ninjou]

[Dazai is looking at him strangely.]

Do you need money?

[tenimuho]

No, not really. Shinji came down with something, and they don't exactly have health insurance. The medicine is a little pricey, but that's what savings are for.

[It's fine.]

[ninjou]

[These children now have a fairy goddazai. Money is going to mysteriously appear at that curry shop.]

You really love them, don't you.

[tenimuho]

[That was a mental image I never knew I needed, thanks.]

Of course. ...You should meet them sometime.

[Since they're important to Odasaku, and so is Dazai.]

[ninjou]

[Pretty tutu and a magic wand, fuck yeah.]

I'd like that.

[He's very quiet, holding his breath a bit and wondering why he thought it was a good idea to suggest that he, of all people, be allowed near children.]

[tenimuho]

[As long as he doesn't read them his favorite book, it'll probably be fine.]

I can arrange for that, if you're really interested. [A pause.] It'd mean a lot to me.

[ninjou]

[It's a good book. Very informative and instructional. But, wisely, he wouldn't let it within eyesight of those kids. They're as precious to Odasaku as Odasaku is to Dazai. No, probably more. Dazai could never understand that kind of love.

He smiles.]

Are you serious? I'm terrible with kids, but if they're yours, I'm going to do my best.

[tenimuho]

Thank you, Osamu.

...Should I tell them that we're dating? Or do you want to try to keep it a secret from them too?

[On one hand, children have loose lips - on the other hand, they're his children.]

[ninjou]

[They're going to ask so many questions...]

Tell them we're friends.

[Children are vulnerable to attack. Children are an easy weakness. Dazai knows this.]

[tenimuho]

I'll tell them that.

[It's a good compromise. And not a lie.]

[ninjou]

Tell them I love you.

[He grins.]

Ah, what a terrible idea...

[tenimuho]

If I tell them that, they'll definitely demand to meet you.

[But they were going to meet him anyway, so it's fine.]

[ninjou]

Tell them you have a suuuuuuper gorgeous secret lover they can't know about.

[Naked cheek nuzzling...]

[tenimuho]

I'm not telling them that. That'll just make them interrogate me about it every time we meet.

[The naked cheek nuzzling is nice, keep doing that.]

[ninjou]

They'll think you're dating a supermodel! It's the perfect cover.

[Oh he will. And neck kisses.]

And they probably won't understand this anyway.

[tenimuho]

They had parents, Dazai. They understand what adult relationships are supposed to look like.

[He knows. They still talk about their birth parents, sometimes.]

[ninjou]

Two guys? That's a little weird for kids.

[Dazai is still getting used to it himself. He's also assuming a lot about children he didn't really know much about until a few minutes ago.]

[tenimuho]

They were going to learn at some point. It's not like you'll be all over me like this.

[Hands to yourself in front of the kids.]

[ninjou]

Oooh, you're asking a lot of a man in love.

[Earlobe nibble...]

[tenimuho]

If you do this in front of the children I will break up with you.

[He is 100% serious here.]