Generic Murdergame Mingle

[misheard]

Basically this is for the PSL That Never Was, where a bunch of characters got thrown into a Generic Murdergame but we only felt like doing some random threads and not committing to a whole murdergame.

Post with the character you're putting into the hypothetical Generic Murdergame. Include as much or as little detail about them as you want - title, profile, typical habits, whether they were spared by the RNG or not, etc.

Then tag other people with whatever threads you feel like doing.

Comments

[darknesshermit]

I don't mind at all. Can you grease and flour that pan?

[maidofmistakes]

Sure! I've seen Aunt Martha do it tons of times, it can't be that hard.

[Cutting and folding parchment paper, going for the shortening... maybe that's too much shortening everywhere... eh, she'll figure it out.]

[darknesshermit]

[That's a lot of shortening indeed.]

Need any help?

[maidofmistakes]

Is it supposed to have this much?

[darknesshermit]

I don't know, but probably not?

[maidofmistakes]

Sorry! [She tries wiping a bunch off.] I just really didn't want your cake to get stuck to the pan.

[darknesshermit]

It's probably fine now.

[Or else it's not, she has no idea. She's been mixing together a bunch of stuff for the batter. What's the right consistency...?]

[maidofmistakes]

[Flour now, flour flour flour. ...big cloud of flour as she's dusting the pan, but details.]

What kind of cake is this?

[darknesshermit]

[Oh goodness, Supergirl.]

Chocolate. I thought it'd be better if I started out with the classics.

[maidofmistakes]

That's great! I bet everyone's going to love it. We definitely need some good things in here, after last week.

[darknesshermit]

Have we had any weeks we could call 'good'? - oh, and could you get that water to boil?

[maidofmistakes]

Sure! [She narrows her eyes at the pot, pauses, and laughs nervously.] Oh, right. [Gonna actually turn the burner on instead.] It's hard to get used to.

[darknesshermit]

Do you usually use your powers for mundane things like that?

[maidofmistakes]

I remembered getting more used to them this week! Lots of people use their powers for that kind of thing. Super Hero High is there to help us learn to control our powers, anyway.

[darknesshermit]

So it's not much different from my school! Just with less tournaments going on.

[maidofmistakes]

Do you use your powers for things other than fighting, too?

[darknesshermit]

Mine aren't very useful for anything else, personally.

[maidofmistakes]

You could try! Katana used her sword to cut a cake the other week in my last memories. I'm not really sure what the guy who lives in the sword thinks about that, but she probably asked him first.

[darknesshermit]

I hope so. It wouldn't be very fun to find yourself suddenly face-first in a cake.

...actually, maybe it would be~

[maidofmistakes]

Maybe just not if you couldn't eat it!

[darknesshermit]

You raise a very good point.

[Awww, it's not as fun then.]

[maidofmistakes]

Do you usually boil water for a cake? I guess I don't know all the recipes, but...

[darknesshermit]

This one calls for it for the batter. I don't know if it's normal, I don't bake much myself...

[maidofmistakes]

I think you usually pour cold water in, since you cook it in the oven. But there are cakes you make in the microwave, so maybe there are all kinds of things. I still don't really understand Earth cooking? I mean, I've seen Aunt Martha and Uncle Jonathan, for the month I was at their house before coming to Super Hero High, and I guess I could use my X-ray vision to see into the cafeteria, but that would be kind of creepy.

[darknesshermit]

Well, there are worse places us girls could be peeking...

[Never give Alice X-ray vision. She'll abuse it, or say she does.]