Generic Murdergame Mingle

[misheard]

Basically this is for the PSL That Never Was, where a bunch of characters got thrown into a Generic Murdergame but we only felt like doing some random threads and not committing to a whole murdergame.

Post with the character you're putting into the hypothetical Generic Murdergame. Include as much or as little detail about them as you want - title, profile, typical habits, whether they were spared by the RNG or not, etc.

Then tag other people with whatever threads you feel like doing.

Comments

[darknesshermit]

Not exactly. They're tied to our souls, so normally we can use them just fine no matter what mood we're in.

[maidofmistakes]

So it's more like... you get reckless. I know how that feels. I cause a lot of accidents that way.

[darknesshermit]

[It wasn't exactly an accident.]

You're not a bad person, you know. You're just a little careless.

[maidofmistakes]

I have too much power to afford to be careless. Or clumsy. Or I don't know, anything.

[darknesshermit]

That doesn't make you bad. You're a good person, or you wouldn't care one bit.

[maidofmistakes]

...Thanks, Alice. I know this sounds weird in a place like this, but I think you're a good person, too.

Uh, should the water be bubbling a little, or does it need to be a huge boil?

[darknesshermit]

[She just smiles a little at that, not outwardly saying - no, no she's not.]

Bubbling a little is fine. Let's see, the next step was...

[maidofmistakes]

Do we add it to your batter in the bowl now? I haven't made a cake this way before.

[darknesshermit]

I think so?

[I honestly can't be bothered to check the recipe again LET'S SAY THAT'S HOW IT WORKS]

[maidofmistakes]

[la la helping]

I hope everyone likes thi-- whoa! [Water spills everywhere as she's pouring it in. Supergirl flinches as it scalds her and runs to the tap.] I'm sorry!

[darknesshermit]

[Alice's lucky it didn't get on any of her skin, mostly just on her shoes.]

It's okay - are you alright?

[maidofmistakes]

[She runs her arm under the tap and winces.] For as much as it would probably be better to be normal, I kind of miss invulnerability now.

[darknesshermit]

That'd be cheating. But I'm relieved it doesn't look worse.

[maidofmistakes]

Did... at least enough water get into the bowl? Probably not, huh?

[darknesshermit]

...Perhaps we ought to call this one a wash.

[maidofmistakes]

N-no, wait, I can fix it! Here! [Supergirl puts more water into the pot and puts it back on the stove.] We just need to put enough in!

[darknesshermit]

[you didn't even laugh at the 'wash' joke]

If you insist, but it really isn't that important... I don't want you to get hurt.

[maidofmistakes]

It's okay, really. People bake things all the time, right?

[darknesshermit]

Maybe people with a little more experience than us?

[maidofmistakes]

I guess. But now what are we going to do for everyone?

[darknesshermit]

Sandwiches are always a safe bet!

[maidofmistakes]

Okay. [sighs and puts down the pot] You'd think that cooking wouldn't be so hard, since you have to eat to live.

[darknesshermit]

It's sad to say, but us human beings can survive without cake.

[maidofmistakes]

I haven't had cake since I got here. Guess I still need to work on not being a klutz.

[darknesshermit]

When we escape, why don't we celebrate with one last party? I'm sure we can all get together for that, especially if I bribe everyone with cake and ice cream.