Generic Murdergame Mingle

[misheard]

Basically this is for the PSL That Never Was, where a bunch of characters got thrown into a Generic Murdergame but we only felt like doing some random threads and not committing to a whole murdergame.

Post with the character you're putting into the hypothetical Generic Murdergame. Include as much or as little detail about them as you want - title, profile, typical habits, whether they were spared by the RNG or not, etc.

Then tag other people with whatever threads you feel like doing.

Comments

[darknesshermit]

You raise a very good point.

[Awww, it's not as fun then.]

[maidofmistakes]

Do you usually boil water for a cake? I guess I don't know all the recipes, but...

[darknesshermit]

This one calls for it for the batter. I don't know if it's normal, I don't bake much myself...

[maidofmistakes]

I think you usually pour cold water in, since you cook it in the oven. But there are cakes you make in the microwave, so maybe there are all kinds of things. I still don't really understand Earth cooking? I mean, I've seen Aunt Martha and Uncle Jonathan, for the month I was at their house before coming to Super Hero High, and I guess I could use my X-ray vision to see into the cafeteria, but that would be kind of creepy.

[darknesshermit]

Well, there are worse places us girls could be peeking...

[Never give Alice X-ray vision. She'll abuse it, or say she does.]

[maidofmistakes]

Ewww, don't remind me! I really don't want to think of myself looking in locker rooms. ...Even if I just see people as skeletons with the X-ray vision on.

[darknesshermit]

That wouldn't exactly be titillating...

[Oh well. It was a thought.]

[maidofmistakes]

I guess it's a good thing. I wouldn't want to be accused of being a pervert on top of everything else.

[darknesshermit]

There are worse things.

[Alice...]

[maidofmistakes]

You mean like being in a death vault and told to kill each other?

[darknesshermit]

...That specifically didn't come to mind...

[maidofmistakes]

Trying to look cool in front of one of the best heroes in school by lifting a dinosaur during gym class and accidentally falling over and breaking everything? I did that too.

[darknesshermit]

Everyone has an accident now and again. I'm sure no one important held it against you.

[maidofmistakes]

I hope so. I still don't have all my memories back, but I think things might have been better later on? I still make too many mistakes, though. They shouldn't call me the Girl of Steel when I'm more like the Girl of Screwups. I bet you never had problems controlling your powers.

[darknesshermit]

Well... Not exactly.

[Why is she telling you this, she shouldn't say any of this.]

I do tend to lose control in general when I'm upset.

[maidofmistakes]

Does that mean your powers are tied to your emotions? We have some people like that at school.

[darknesshermit]

Not exactly. They're tied to our souls, so normally we can use them just fine no matter what mood we're in.

[maidofmistakes]

So it's more like... you get reckless. I know how that feels. I cause a lot of accidents that way.

[darknesshermit]

[It wasn't exactly an accident.]

You're not a bad person, you know. You're just a little careless.

[maidofmistakes]

I have too much power to afford to be careless. Or clumsy. Or I don't know, anything.

[darknesshermit]

That doesn't make you bad. You're a good person, or you wouldn't care one bit.

[maidofmistakes]

...Thanks, Alice. I know this sounds weird in a place like this, but I think you're a good person, too.

Uh, should the water be bubbling a little, or does it need to be a huge boil?

[darknesshermit]

[She just smiles a little at that, not outwardly saying - no, no she's not.]

Bubbling a little is fine. Let's see, the next step was...

[maidofmistakes]

Do we add it to your batter in the bowl now? I haven't made a cake this way before.

[darknesshermit]

I think so?

[I honestly can't be bothered to check the recipe again LET'S SAY THAT'S HOW IT WORKS]