Generic Murdergame Mingle

[misheard]

Basically this is for the PSL That Never Was, where a bunch of characters got thrown into a Generic Murdergame but we only felt like doing some random threads and not committing to a whole murdergame.

Post with the character you're putting into the hypothetical Generic Murdergame. Include as much or as little detail about them as you want - title, profile, typical habits, whether they were spared by the RNG or not, etc.

Then tag other people with whatever threads you feel like doing.

Comments

[maidofmistakes]

Okay. [sighs and puts down the pot] You'd think that cooking wouldn't be so hard, since you have to eat to live.

[darknesshermit]

It's sad to say, but us human beings can survive without cake.

[maidofmistakes]

I haven't had cake since I got here. Guess I still need to work on not being a klutz.

[darknesshermit]

When we escape, why don't we celebrate with one last party? I'm sure we can all get together for that, especially if I bribe everyone with cake and ice cream.

[maidofmistakes]

Cauliflower crust?

[darknesshermit]

...We definitely don't have that in any ice cream store I've been to...

[maidofmistakes]

That's fine! I should probably try something new, anyway.

[darknesshermit]

If you decide to come along, I'll definitely spoil you. You can try as many flavors as you like until you find your favorite~

[Because they are 'friends', so she should.]

[maidofmistakes]

Of course! Maybe we can all... [Her shoulders slump.] Thanks. For making it sound like it'll happen. I hope we can get out of here.

[darknesshermit]

We will.

[It's a confidence she doesn't actually feel, of course. But it sounds good.]

Our group here is worth believing in, you know.

[maidofmistakes]

Even with everything? The trials and incentives?

[darknesshermit]

I'm not saying that no one else will die - even I'm not that optimistic. But we will get out, at some point.

[maidofmistakes]

[She sighs and looks up at a surveillance camera.]

I hope it's sooner instead of later.

[darknesshermit]

Everyone does. ...We just have to see.