Call Me Out v. 6.0

[misheard]

Pick someone from my muselist. Start a thread with them. Etc.

(Edited because this code literally would not load in my email browser and that's super annoying.)

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Issei

[aquaticrush]

*There is a voice mail on his phone.*

Issei help I don't know what to do I don't mean to bother you but Karen-san's busy and my friends at home usually aren't much help with these things but I think somebody's hitting on me again and I don't know if it's sincere or not and I don't even know if I like the person or if I'm ready to put myself out there again I mean not that I really did the last time or the time before that but he got me a Christmas present doesn't that mean you're absolutely serious about a person what do I do help

*Why.*

[unknownrival]

[Better call back.]

Retasu?

Yuji. Because I can.

[icantbelievethis]

*So. Closet.

It seemed like a good idea at the time.*

Do you think they'll find us?

[lawhero]

Not very soon, I'm pretty sure.

gonna tag you with everybody. Kanna

[ifbymyhands]

*Did Kano gather a bunch of light orbs? Must have. Somehow, Kanna wakes up not in the afterlife but somewhere else. And that somewhere else is Kano's dorm room.

While she's passed out next to her.*

[bonywings]

[...how strange. This isn't normal for her.

Shakes, not gently.]

Kano. Kano.

bbShinji

[harlol]

*Board games! Stacks of them. Thankfully, no Monopoly.*

Aww, man. Best out of fifty-seven?

[bittymatou]

Who plays best out of fifty-s- sure, I'll beat you again.

Eater

[aquaticrush]

*She isn't really sure what she's apologizing to them for. taking over 130 comments on a smut meme to do nothing? But there's an elaborate lunch box. And cake. And she's saying "sorry" as soon as whichever one opens the door.*

[harpbeat]

Ah, Retasu? Whatever are you sorry for? [This time.]

Condiment Boy

[dowhatyoudecide]

I don't know who you work for, but Brother is the greatest.

[morewithhoney]

If you're saying anyone's better than my boss, then you're wrong.

Miyu

[ihu2carl]

*Nanoha's idea of training to be even a passable magical girl involves getting up at four in the morning and spending a couple hours shooting targets, constructing elaborate simulations, doing long math equations, making more elaborate simulations in your head and running them while you are at school doing work, and then playing kick-the-can with lasers for good measure.*

Eh? You can't be tired already!

[magicalgirlsrepresent]

[And she thought her regimen was strict. At least, compared to Ilya, who is an ultimate slacker magical girl...]

I'm not used to this level of training.

still doing this. V/V

[breatheinthefog]

*Kaoru has decided to investigate the television.*

Why does this hotel have five hundred channels?

And even with that, why is there nothing good on?

[heavenscorpse]

I'm sure one show out of five hundred must be good.

Ryuunosuke

[forgivethemtheirpain]

For the last time, this "mermaid problem" you keep asking me about is none of your business!

[kindofademon]

It's funny, though, so I'm going to keep asking~

Ledah

[papermache]

Okay, I got it. I'll install the wheelchair ramps in the tower myself. All you guys have to do is cover me while I do so I don't get killed. Then I can actually get to the higher floors with you. Okay?

[gaveupfeeling]

Understood. I will guard you to the best of my ability.

Isseiko

[variedmemory]

*Rule 63 support group.*

I dunno, you actually have decent icons.

[ryudoji]

You have a larger selection, and a more consistent one.

Hastur

[fearleads]

You wanted to practice horror puns, right?

[trapinyellow]

If you're not too busy.

Pamela

[nozomiracle]

Asch-san won't let me try and set him up with girls. I think he'd be a lot less grumpy that way!

[yumel]

He's too grumpy to even try?!

[D:]

Diavolo

[chandeleter]

I don't know if you have this supposed problem, but I don't need "indiscriminately kills people to push the story along and just because you can" therapy. It's simply fun. And it's what I do.

*She abuses the italics in real life just like when she types.*

[thanwithvinegar]

Nor do I. I've worked for years to consolidate my power, I won't lose it because of therapy.

Eiyuu Senki!Gilgamesh

[priceoffriends]

...well, Masume has someone else to make fun of now...

*Stares.*

[eiyuuousenki]

Who would dare to mock me?

[Is it the chest, I bet it's the chest.]

Nagahisa

[shiphated]

...The whole extinguishing-humanity thing isn't as fun as it sounds, you know.

*Why is a thirteen-year-old trying to talk to a five-year-old about this.*

[angelchild]

It's not supposed to be fun.

[Because weird RP.]

Garry

[tsundairy]

Blue roses are my thing.

*Hmph.*

[lovesme]

I didn't decide on it myself...

guess

[aquaticrush]

*It's Retasu's birthday. She's thought about this for a long time. After all, this was the day she was going to wait years for, ill-advised as that may have been. She at least owes him an apology.

But then, apologizing just makes Issei sad. So...*

Um, I hope I'm not bothering you. I. I wanted to thank you for something.

[unknownrival]

You're not bothering me at all. What is it?

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