Call Me Out v. 6.0

[misheard]

Pick someone from my muselist. Start a thread with them. Etc.

(Edited because this code literally would not load in my email browser and that's super annoying.)

Comments

[aquaticrush]

Was I interrupting anything?

[harpbeat]

Nothing at all, I was just catching up on my reading.

[aquaticrush]

Oh! What were you reading?

[harpbeat]

A romance novel you probably don't know. Unless you read that kind of thing?

[Softcore porn.]

[aquaticrush]

Well, ah, I do read a lot of things...

[The sort you find on wtfbadromancecovers?]

[harpbeat]

[Exactly.]

I could lend it to you when I'm through.

[aquaticrush]

What's it about?

[harpbeat]

Ghosts.

[And gay sex.]

[aquaticrush]

Do you like that sort of thing?

[harpbeat]

I find them intriguing!

[aquaticrush]

What else do you like to read about?

[harpbeat]

Oh, all kinds of things, I pick up new stories that way.

[aquaticrush]

New stories?

[harpbeat]

I am a minstrel, you may recall.

[aquaticrush]

Ah, um, yes, sorry. They must be interesting.

[harpbeat]

Quite fascinating!

[She totally reads for the porn.]

[aquaticrush]

I hope it wasn't a bad interruption, then.

[harpbeat]

No, no, it will wait. It's only a book.

[aquaticrush]

All right. Ah, what else is going on?

[harpbeat]

Not terribly much, and with you?

[aquaticrush]

Not a lot, I suppose. I've been worried, but maybe I shouldn't be?

[harpbeat]

I try never to worry, it doesn't help me at all.

[aquaticrush]

I don't think I'd succeed if I tried.

[harpbeat]

Well, probably not, but you would worry less.

[aquaticrush]

If it worked.