Call Me Out v. 6.0

[misheard]

Pick someone from my muselist. Start a thread with them. Etc.

(Edited because this code literally would not load in my email browser and that's super annoying.)

Comments

[bonywings]

Stealing implies that it's bad.

[ifbymyhands]

So you're happy?

[bonywings]

Very happy.

[ifbymyhands]

Thank you.

[snuggles]

[bonywings]

You thought otherwise?

[ifbymyhands]

I was scared you'd be upset.

[bonywings]

I don't truly get upset with you.

[ifbymyhands]

What if it is my fault you got dragged here?

[bonywings]

I still won't be upset, you didn't mean to.

[ifbymyhands]

...Thanks.

[Snuggle snuggle.]

I hope you like it here.

[bonywings]

I'm certain that I will.

[ifbymyhands]

...Think we could get away with me taking you to class?

[bonywings]

...I doubt it would end well.

[ifbymyhands]

We can't pass you off as a student?

[bonywings]

It would go horribly wrong somehow.

[ifbymyhands]

That's too pessimistic.

[bonywings]

How do you think it would work?

[ifbymyhands]

There are so many people here, it's not like they're actually going to know who all's in their classes.

[bonywings]

Not even the teachers?

[ifbymyhands]

Depends on the class, I guess.

[bonywings]

Some classes are very small, they're sure to notice.

[ifbymyhands]

We pass you off as someone who's been on the register all year but never goes to class except on exam days because they're rich slackers who don't actually care. Problem solved! You have no idea how many of those there are in post-secondary schools.

[bonywings]

Don't people pay for this sort of thing...?

[ifbymyhands]

Yeah, which is kind of sad. Rich kids whose parents buy everything for them don't really seem to get it and a lot of them slack.

[bonywings]

That's terrible. Students should spend effort when their parents are paying.