Call Me Out v. 6.0

[misheard]

Pick someone from my muselist. Start a thread with them. Etc.

(Edited because this code literally would not load in my email browser and that's super annoying.)

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[harpbeat]

I'm glad you think so.

[aquaticrush]

Sometimes I'm a little scared, but I know that isn't fair to you.

[harpbeat]

Everyone is scared. Sometimes irrationally. There's nothing wrong with it.

[aquaticrush]

Really?

[harpbeat]

Really, really.

[aquaticrush]

Thank you. Is it okay if I stop by later, too?

[harpbeat]

Of course. Whatever you wish.

[aquaticrush]

You really are very nice.

[harpbeat]

I do my very best.

[aquaticrush]

Was I interrupting anything?

[harpbeat]

Nothing at all, I was just catching up on my reading.

[aquaticrush]

Oh! What were you reading?

[harpbeat]

A romance novel you probably don't know. Unless you read that kind of thing?

[Softcore porn.]

[aquaticrush]

Well, ah, I do read a lot of things...

[The sort you find on wtfbadromancecovers?]

[harpbeat]

[Exactly.]

I could lend it to you when I'm through.

[aquaticrush]

What's it about?

[harpbeat]

Ghosts.

[And gay sex.]

[aquaticrush]

Do you like that sort of thing?

[harpbeat]

I find them intriguing!

[aquaticrush]

What else do you like to read about?

[harpbeat]

Oh, all kinds of things, I pick up new stories that way.

[aquaticrush]

New stories?

[harpbeat]

I am a minstrel, you may recall.

[aquaticrush]

Ah, um, yes, sorry. They must be interesting.

[harpbeat]

Quite fascinating!

[She totally reads for the porn.]