For Chey.

[lacertilian]

[It's not really important right now what type of jamjar this is.

The point is that everyone Alphys has spoken to seems to come from a different place. At first she'd thought that only applied to those humans she'd never met before, but, no - Frisk remembers freeing the monsters from the underground, no death required, and Asgore remembers giving up his life to allow Frisk to pass through. Sans... she's not sure exactly what Sans remembers. Sans is like that.

Anyway, she's gotten a little bit used to the idea of people coming and going at random. That doesn't mean it doesn't sting that she doesn't have anyone she's really close to, of course - Asgore is wonderful, don't get her wrong, but not someone she can just talk to, exactly. Frisk isn't talkative, and she's not on close terms with Sans. She wishes she had Undyne around, or...

Well, for whatever reason, she's hanging around the area where the newbies show up today.]

TFLN meme hit captcha but I'd already picked out the texts

[morewithhoney]

1) Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a Brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)

2) Who are you and why are you in my phone as Dr. Seuss?

3) I think I just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy I am to be wearing shorts.

4) I kept drunkenly begging people I met to be in my Facebook mafia.

5) [text him]