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[harpbeat]

YOU'RE ALL HOMESTUCK TROLLS.

You have grey skin and orange horns.

You were raised by an animal you call a lusus.

You have weird blood colors and type in that blood color. The warmer it is, the lower your social class. This is the 'hemospectrum'.

You also probably type with a weird quirk like capitalizing all your letters or alternating letters or just C's or using numbers or some weird crap.

Romance is divided into four quadrants. Matesprits and moirails are based on pity/love - matesprits are closest to human love, while moirails bring out the best in each other and balance each other out. Kismeses and auspitices are based on hate - a kismesis has hatesex with you and an auspitice mediates between two people who aren't kismeses to keep them from hatecheating.

Don't worry, that was the hardest part.

Do the normal meme stuff.

Comments

Ryuunosuke Uryuu | Fate/Zero

[kindofademon]

Am | the only one who finds blackf|irting to be the easiest thing in the wor|d?

[nonacquiescent]

That's All You do With Anyone.

[kindofademon]

But |'m so good at it.

[nonacquiescent]

You're Just Pushy, No One Wants to Talk to Someone Who Does Nothing But Blackflirt. You Can't be Everyone's Kismessis.

You're Creepy.

[kindofademon]

| know. And | know for a fact that you, Waver, don't hate anyone |ike you hate me.

Maybe |'m about to make a decision. What about that?

[fractured_white]

Nnott aatt all. Iinspiringg hhatredd wwouldd aalmostt bbee bboringg iinn iitss ssimplicityy wweree iitt nnott ffourr tthee rreactionss iitt bbringss aaboutt.

[kindofademon]

Lucky me, | don't need to worry about my red quadrant. |'ve got the hard part a|ready sett|ed.

[fractured_white]

Aahhhh, bbutt tthee rreall qquestionn ccomess wwhenn yyou'ree ffacedd wwithh tthee ttaskk ooff cchoosingg ffromm aamongg yyourr ccaliginouss ssuitorss.

[kindofademon]

|'m trying. Wish me |uck, he's being stubborn as usua|.

[technologic]

yes. i can't even do it. x(

[kindofademon]

No good. Shou|d | give you some tricks?

[technologic]

please, i would really appreciate it. ;^;

[kindofademon]

First, are you trying to f|irt with anyone specifica||y? Or just make yourse|f avai|ab|e?

Issei Ryudo | Fate/stay night

[unknownrival]

If I had a problem.
(I'm not saying I do.)
How many of you would offer help?

[fractured_white]

Tthatt ddependss oonn tthee nnaturee ooff yyourr pproblemm, ddearr Iisseii.
Ttheree aaree ssomee tthingss Ii'mm ffarr bbetterr aatt tthann ootherss.

[unknownrival]

That can be said of most people.
(Can't it?)

[fractured_white]

Aahhhh, bbutt yyouu sshouldd kknoww tthatt mmyy ttalentss ttendd ttoo bbee aa bbitt mmoree....ppersonallyy iinclinedd tthann tthosee ooff mmostt sseadwellerss.
Wwhatt iiss tthiss hhypotheticall pproblemm ooff yyourss?

[aquaticrush]

(of course i would)
(what's wrong issei)
<*)))<

[unknownrival]

I need someone to look at something I've been writing.
(It's not that good...)

[aquaticrush]

(i can do it!)
>*)))<
(i mean if you want me to)
(if you don't that's okay too)
(i don't mind)

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt) | APH

[awesomemich]

-> this is all sorts of AWESOME
-> My lusus molted now I have enough feathers for my flying machine
-> KESESESESESE~ all bow before My AWESOME flight capabilities!

April Sinclair | OC

[technologic]

sooo... if a troll doesn't fill out any of their quadrants, how screwed would they be? i mean, besides the obvious death when it comes to the giving genetic material thing...

... i'm just curious about this, that's all. :|a

[wolfishsurvivalist]

Apr!l, !t mean5 that y0u're a 5ad 5ack that'll be screwed f0rever unt!l cull!ng t!me... There'5 plenty of g00d tr0ll5 out there, y0u'll f!nd s0me0ne... E!ther that 0r y0u'll end up gett!ng culled pa!nfully...

Pr0bably r!ght after they're thr0ugh w!th me but wh0's c0unting...

0r there'5 alway5 the wh0le "s0c!al shunn!ng" th!ng. St!ll rather embarra55!ng...

[technologic]

... well, i knew about the culling thing. but hey, i've avoided that so far and i can probably keep dodging that for a while.

and i've never really cared about that social shunning and stuff anyhow.

[wolfishsurvivalist]

I kn0w but you 5hould at lea5t try to find 50me0ne to help f!ll y0ur quadrant5 w!th... I'm per50nally 5urpr!5ed they haven't br0ken d0wn my d00r yet e!ther...

E!ther way, y0u've g0t t0 th!nk 0f s0meth!ng, bb...