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[harpbeat]

YOU'RE ALL HOMESTUCK TROLLS.

You have grey skin and orange horns.

You were raised by an animal you call a lusus.

You have weird blood colors and type in that blood color. The warmer it is, the lower your social class. This is the 'hemospectrum'.

You also probably type with a weird quirk like capitalizing all your letters or alternating letters or just C's or using numbers or some weird crap.

Romance is divided into four quadrants. Matesprits and moirails are based on pity/love - matesprits are closest to human love, while moirails bring out the best in each other and balance each other out. Kismeses and auspitices are based on hate - a kismesis has hatesex with you and an auspitice mediates between two people who aren't kismeses to keep them from hatecheating.

Don't worry, that was the hardest part.

Do the normal meme stuff.

Comments

Ryuunosuke Uryuu | Fate/Zero

[kindofademon]

Am | the only one who finds blackf|irting to be the easiest thing in the wor|d?

[nonacquiescent]

That's All You do With Anyone.

[kindofademon]

But |'m so good at it.

[nonacquiescent]

You're Just Pushy, No One Wants to Talk to Someone Who Does Nothing But Blackflirt. You Can't be Everyone's Kismessis.

You're Creepy.

[kindofademon]

| know. And | know for a fact that you, Waver, don't hate anyone |ike you hate me.

Maybe |'m about to make a decision. What about that?

[nonacquiescent]

I Hate Plenty of People. You just Happen to be the One Who Takes the Time to Bother Me the Most.

[kindofademon]

Which is a|| a part of being a serious kismesis. Taking the time to remind your hate how much you'd |ove to tear them apart if you weren't busy tearing off their c|othes.

[nonacquiescent]

I Think I'll Pass if it's All the Same to You. I Have Plenty of Options on this One, there's No Reason to Sink so Low.

[kindofademon]

Rea||y. Can you te|| me who |'m competing with, at |east?

[fractured_white]

Nnott aatt all. Iinspiringg hhatredd wwouldd aalmostt bbee bboringg iinn iitss ssimplicityy wweree iitt nnott ffourr tthee rreactionss iitt bbringss aaboutt.

[kindofademon]

Lucky me, | don't need to worry about my red quadrant. |'ve got the hard part a|ready sett|ed.

[fractured_white]

Aahhhh, bbutt tthee rreall qquestionn ccomess wwhenn yyou'ree ffacedd wwithh tthee ttaskk ooff cchoosingg ffromm aamongg yyourr ccaliginouss ssuitorss.

[kindofademon]

|'m trying. Wish me |uck, he's being stubborn as usua|.

[fractured_white]

Oohh? Ssomeonee iinn mmindd wwho'ss rrefusingg ttoo hhatee yyouu iinn rreturnn?

[kindofademon]

He hates me, he just won't commit. |t's annoying.

[fractured_white]

Aa tteasee, iiss hhee? Wwelll, nnoo wwonderr yyouu ffindd hhimm ssoo ttantalizingg.

Bbutt jjustt cconsiderr, aatt lleastt yyourr iintendedd rreturnss yyourr ffeelingss.

[kindofademon]

Cou|d be worse, | know, | know. |'|| try to |ook on the bright side.

[technologic]

yes. i can't even do it. x(

[kindofademon]

No good. Shou|d | give you some tricks?

[technologic]

please, i would really appreciate it. ;^;

[kindofademon]

First, are you trying to f|irt with anyone specifica||y? Or just make yourse|f avai|ab|e?

[technologic]

just make myself avaliable, i guess. :|a

[kindofademon]

What is your worst trait? |t has to actua||y be a bad thing - no '| work too hard' or something |ike that.

[technologic]

uhh... probably how i'm really reckless and don't tend to listen to others. B|a

[kindofademon]

What you need to do is get everyone in troub|e through your reck|essness. Serious troub|e. Peop|e wi|| start to hate you more if your worst traits are actua||y some with consequences.