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[harpbeat]

YOU'RE ALL HOMESTUCK TROLLS.

You have grey skin and orange horns.

You were raised by an animal you call a lusus.

You have weird blood colors and type in that blood color. The warmer it is, the lower your social class. This is the 'hemospectrum'.

You also probably type with a weird quirk like capitalizing all your letters or alternating letters or just C's or using numbers or some weird crap.

Romance is divided into four quadrants. Matesprits and moirails are based on pity/love - matesprits are closest to human love, while moirails bring out the best in each other and balance each other out. Kismeses and auspitices are based on hate - a kismesis has hatesex with you and an auspitice mediates between two people who aren't kismeses to keep them from hatecheating.

Don't worry, that was the hardest part.

Do the normal meme stuff.

Comments

[aquaticrush]

(it's very cute)
<^(((<
(i didn't think you would write a love story like that)
(i mean)
(not that i don't think you can)
(because you can do anything you want)
(um)
(i'm sorry)
(please disregard that)

[unknownrival]

It's all right.
(Please don't be sad because of me.)

[aquaticrush]

(it's okay issei)
(i'll try)
<.(((<
(wait um)
(that looks silly doesn't it)

[unknownrival]

Your quirk doesn't look silly.
(I don't think so.)

[aquaticrush]

(thank you issei)
(um)
(your story is very nice)
(mr albedo seems to like it too)

[unknownrival]

(Ah.)
You really think so?

[aquaticrush]

(i do)
(is there um...)
<///(((< (i mean) (do you)

[aquaticrush]

(oh it's none of my business)

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(oh it's none of my business)
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[unknownrival]

...Retasu?

[aquaticrush]

(i'm really sorry)
(please don't mind me)

[unknownrival]

(What's going on...?)

[aquaticrush]

(life is normal)
(i promise)
>)))x>

[unknownrival]

(...)
Okay.