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YOU'RE ALL HOMESTUCK TROLLS.

You have grey skin and orange horns.

You were raised by an animal you call a lusus.

You have weird blood colors and type in that blood color. The warmer it is, the lower your social class. This is the 'hemospectrum'.

You also probably type with a weird quirk like capitalizing all your letters or alternating letters or just C's or using numbers or some weird crap.

Romance is divided into four quadrants. Matesprits and moirails are based on pity/love - matesprits are closest to human love, while moirails bring out the best in each other and balance each other out. Kismeses and auspitices are based on hate - a kismesis has hatesex with you and an auspitice mediates between two people who aren't kismeses to keep them from hatecheating.

Don't worry, that was the hardest part.

Do the normal meme stuff.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I Hate Plenty of People. You just Happen to be the One Who Takes the Time to Bother Me the Most.

Which is a|| a part of being a serious kismesis. Taking the time to remind your hate how much you'd |ove to tear them apart if you weren't busy tearing off their c|othes.

I Think I'll Pass if it's All the Same to You. I Have Plenty of Options on this One, there's No Reason to Sink so Low.

Rea||y. Can you te|| me who |'m competing with, at |east?

[Kayneth-- okay no that's awful]

I don't Have to Tell You Anything! If I do, You'll Never Leave Me Alone!

|f you don't te|| me anything, |'|| never |eave you a|one because | want you and it's pretty stupid to give you up to somebody who doesn't exist. Don't you think?

What the Hell are You Saying?! I don't Want to Hear That! You're Just Going to Tell Me that so Bluntly?! It Takes Two, so too Bad!

You want to see me try to court you? 'Cause |'m gonna guess you'd rather have the direct approach after a||.

|f there's dead things outside your hive, it's proooobab|y not gonna be f|owers.