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[harpbeat]

YOU'RE ALL HOMESTUCK TROLLS.

You have grey skin and orange horns.

You were raised by an animal you call a lusus.

You have weird blood colors and type in that blood color. The warmer it is, the lower your social class. This is the 'hemospectrum'.

You also probably type with a weird quirk like capitalizing all your letters or alternating letters or just C's or using numbers or some weird crap.

Romance is divided into four quadrants. Matesprits and moirails are based on pity/love - matesprits are closest to human love, while moirails bring out the best in each other and balance each other out. Kismeses and auspitices are based on hate - a kismesis has hatesex with you and an auspitice mediates between two people who aren't kismeses to keep them from hatecheating.

Don't worry, that was the hardest part.

Do the normal meme stuff.

Comments

[fractured_white]

Aahhhh, bbutt yyouu sshouldd kknoww tthatt mmyy ttalentss ttendd ttoo bbee aa bbitt mmoree....ppersonallyy iinclinedd tthann tthosee ooff mmostt sseadwellerss.
Wwhatt iiss tthiss hhypotheticall pproblemm ooff yyourss?

[unknownrival]

I'm well aware.
Could you...
(Perhaps...)
See something I've been working on?

[fractured_white]

Wwelll iiff tthat'ss aalll, yyouu nneedn'tt eevenn wworryy. Ii'mm nnott ssoo bbusyy aass ttoo bbee uunablee ttoo ssparee aa sscrapp ooff mmyy ttimee.

[unknownrival]

studiousAdvisor has sent wip.txt

[It's a story. Unpolished but good for a first draft. It's about two trolls, a blueblood and a member of troll royalty, falling in pity with each other despite obstacles.]

[fractured_white]

Nnott bbadd ffourr aa ffirstt aattemptt.
Aa rratherr ccuriouss cchoicee ooff hhuess, hhoweverr. Nnott qquitee yyourr sstandardd pprincee aandd ppauperr ttalee.

[unknownrival]

Write what you know.
(Isn't that what they say?)

[fractured_white]

Oohh? Ii'dd tthinkk oonee ssuchh aass yyouu wwouldd bbee ffamiliarr wwithh aa llowbloodd oorr ttwoo.
Oorr iiss iitt tthatt yyou'ree iinterestedd iinn wwritingg aa mmoree ppersonall sstoryy?

[unknownrival]

What exactly does that mean?

[fractured_white]

Aa bbluebloodd oonn ffamiliarr ttermss wwithh aa mmemberr ooff rroyaltyy...hhmmmm, ssoundss ffamiliarr, ddoesn'tt iitt?

[unknownrival]

I have NO idea what you're talking about.