Monsterfucking Meme

[goatsongs]

Monsters come in all shapes and sizes. Some more humanoid than others. But even the ones that are furthest from human shape deserve love, right? They can be sexy too, in their own way.

Post your character. Note their monstrous traits (monster AUs more than welcome!) Reply to others. Get busy.

I'm not here to police how monstrous is monstrous enough, everybody just be chill and have fun.

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YOLO!!

[spiderface]

For someone that is now stuck in such a predicament, you don't sound too bothered.

[Comes the answering voice of Tsuchigomori, where he appears to have climbed down from some corner of the ceiling that he had been staying and waiting for Suga. He isn't using all of his arms for this, just one extra pair to make the journey down from the ceiling before standing at the foot of the bed.

He's smirking slightly, but he doesn't seem to be giving off any intentions that this was part of some plan to hurt Suga here--he's not stupid, he knows that glowstone is powerful enough to repel him--so this must be fine, right?]

[gemuinemanagement]

No, I'm definitely scared.

[He's smiling when he says it. He's not scared at all, even as he tugs on his hand to confirm that yep, he's really stuck.]

Who knows what terrifying things a spider might do to me?

1/2

[spiderface]

[That gets the slightest quirk of an eyebrow, smile displaying more of his very sharp teeth that... would probably be terrifying to people who don't know him at all.]

What indeed... let's see...

[He doesn't move from the spot he's taken to standing at the foot of the bed, but one of his extra arms has, slinking up the bed towards Suga before it rests its hand against his chest, feeling his heart beat.]

It has been a while since I've last had a decent meal... perhaps I'll just devour your skin and blood until there's nothing left but bones...

[But, then his hand slides down to a slightly less innocent place to be in, against the hem of Suga's shirt where it would be easy to slide up and touch his bare chest underneath, or slide down towards his pants and touch something else.]

Then again, there are other ways to devour someone, and it has been a while since I've indulged in that sort of thing as well...

[spiderface]

[But, then he lifts his hand away and brings it up to Suga's forehead to suddenly deliver a flick to the forehead, tone having switched to the "no fun allowed" teacher persona he occasionally is known for.]

Or, I could just leave you here in the vain hope that maybe you'll actually get some proper sleep for once if you're not able to get up or be distracted by other things.

[gemuinemanagement]

Hey...!

[He doesn't overwork himself that much, does he? (He does.)]

I promise I'll sleep properly tonight, but it's too early to go to bed.

[spiderface]

You've said that before, and yet still manage to find ways to overwork yourself regardless.

[He sighs, folding his arms against his chest here now.]

So tonight, I do expect you to take this seriously and try to sleep the actual recommended amount for humans like yourself.

[gemuinemanagement]

I know... I'm sorry.

[He feels bad for worrying him...!]

I will. I promise.

[Suga takes his promises seriously, at least.]

[spiderface]

Good.

[Tsuchigomori seems to relax a little at that, returning to a more easy going expression now.]

I do understand that what you're doing is important, but it's important to know when to rest.

[There's a pause, however, as he regards Suga here, and then to whatever nearby clock depicts the time.]

Although, I suppose you do have a point. The time is currently earlier than most humans tend to sleep at.

[gemuinemanagement]

...Also, if you want me to go to sleep, this is kind of counterproductive...

[Because he's definitely more excited and awake than he was five minutes ago?]

[spiderface]

Oh?

[His lips quirk upward momentarily. He may not be human, but he has his own suspicions about why Suga would respond with that and cannot help but tease him a little again.]

If that's the case, then what do you expect me to do about it?

[gemuinemanagement]

Well, um... Y-you could tire me out?

[please don't make him be more explicit than that that's so embarrassing!!]

[spiderface]

[He hums at this proposal, considering it for a moment as his extra arms return, this time two hands reaching up to brush his fingers against the other's face, curling downward towards the underside of his chin. The touch is perhaps a little more ticklish than intimate like he's capable of, for now...]

I could be persuaded to do that... if you have any ideas of how exactly you'd like to have me "tire you out" here.

[Guess he's going to try to tease Suga into being a little more explicit about what he wants before he'll touch him properly, sorry for your potential embarrassment buddy.]

[gemuinemanagement]

Aaa-

[This is! So embarrassing! Tsuchigomori is mean! Which he knew already, but...]

C-could you kiss me, first...?

[spiderface]

... Very well.

[Tsuchigomori finally moves from where he had been standing at the foot of the bed, but instead of simply walking around to come in from the side, he allows his extra limbs to carry him up until he's straddling Suga in the web that the spider has created here.

He leans down, folding one pair of arms under him so that the palms of his hands rest against the other's chest and keep from putting his full weight against him yet, while another pair of hands reaches out to cradle Suga's face. There's still another pair of arms he has yet to unveil but four hands should be enough for what he wants to do at the moment.

When he kisses, it's surprisingly gentle despite the sharp teeth Tsuchigomori has. He knows how to keep from accidentally biting someone and drawing blood when doing this sort of thing, thankfully... unless that's what they are into, of course, but for now, he's refraining from doing so.]

[gemuinemanagement]

[Suga appreciates the restraint. Tsuchigomori is his first... everything, really, and that kind of thing would just overwhelm him right now.

From his position on top of Suga, he can no doubt feel the stirrings of excitement below. Suga returns the kiss as best he can, sweetly, eyes fluttering closed and cheeks bright red.]

[spiderface]

[Suga isn't really Tsuchi's first by comparison (and probably won't be his last, comes the rather rude dark thought that encroaches in the back of his mind, reminded that humans don't live very long in comparison to himself) but it's easy enough to ignore for now when Suga is being kissed like this and makes such pretty noises in response.

One of his hands against Suga's face moves up into his hair, brushing through it before Tsuchigomori presses his tongue a little harder against the other's lips for entry--despite clearly not interested in acting on the threat he made earlier about "devouring" Suga, he definitely wants to taste as much as he can of him regardless.]

[gemuinemanagement]

[Suga probably wouldn't taste that good anyway if Tsuchi ate him. He's too scrawny. This is more fun.

He whimpers, parting his lips to allow Tsuchi to taste at his leisure. He tugs a little at where his hands are caught in the web, not because he wants to get free, but because it's his instinct to touch Tsuchi when they're doing this.]

[spiderface]

[Humans don't actually taste as good as Tsuchigomori jokes or threatens about doing in general really. He prefers eating normal human food and the occasional butterflies that get caught in his webs instead, thanks.

He does break the kiss momentarily though when he notices Suga struggling with his hands here, allowing his own to come up and grasp the other's wrists. He does like holding them like this, and definitely has enough hands to do so while letting the rest roam with their touching and prodding here in a moment, but he does at least ask here--]

Do you need me to free your hands?

[He doesn't really want to do anything that makes Suga too uncomfortable here, after all.]

[gemuinemanagement]

...No, it's fine. I always want to touch you, but it's okay if I can't.

[It's just a reflexive motion at this point.]

[spiderface]

[That gets a small smile from him.]

It'd be no trouble for me to do so, though it is likely that they will become stuck again sooner or later here.

[So after a moment's consideration, he slides his hands up so that instead of grasping Suga's wrists, they are meeting palm to palm here and he can curl his fingers around them.]

How about this?

[gemuinemanagement]

[Suga smiles in return, interlacing his fingers with Tsuchi's. Another thing he never gets tired of.]

Perfect, thank you.

[spiderface]

You're welcome.

[Now he goes back to kissing Suga again, tongue moving against his, but now his other hands have indeed started wandering a bit more to start slipping up under Suga's shirt here to feel bare skin. He's careful to keep from potentially scratching or digging in with his claws, but Suga will definitely be able to feel them there as they explore his chest and back for a moment.]

[gemuinemanagement]

Ah-!

[Getting his voice back recently has not prepared Suga for how loud he can be. Those careful touches make Suga moan into the kiss, the flush on his cheeks traveling all the way down to his shoulders as Tsuchi explores his body.]

Tsu...chi...

[spiderface]

[He likes hearing him, since it means Tsuchigomori must be doing something right here. Despite the sticky web keeping Suga from moving around too much, he does manage to start tugging Suga's shirt open out of the way so that he can properly look at what he's touching here.

Is Suga sensitive here where his nipples are, perhaps? He's a little tempted to try to bite that area, but given that Tsuchi's teeth are... not friendly for that, instead he simply rubs his fingers against them and watches to see what kind of reactions he gets here.]

[gemuinemanagement]

[Should he have gotten naked before he climbed into the web? No, that would've been way too embarrassing, he'd die.

He might die anyway. The way Tsuchigomori looks at him, the way he touches him, it makes Suga's skin burn. He bites his lip, but can't quite quiet his moans.]

Ahh - please, please...

[His body does its best to arc into that touch, despite how little he can move.]