Monsterfucking Meme

[goatsongs]

Monsters come in all shapes and sizes. Some more humanoid than others. But even the ones that are furthest from human shape deserve love, right? They can be sexy too, in their own way.

Post your character. Note their monstrous traits (monster AUs more than welcome!) Reply to others. Get busy.

I'm not here to police how monstrous is monstrous enough, everybody just be chill and have fun.

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[gemuinemanagement]

I'm comfy. Goodnight, Tsuchi.

[He'll doze off soon enough, a content smile on his face.]

[spiderface]

[He waits for a good while until he's certain that Suga isn't going to stir before he will retract all but two of his arms so that he can get up and step outside to smoke. It's late enough that he shouldn't actually have to worry about being noticed by anyone that could potentially be out at this hour, but it's an old habit he's had for a while now to make sure he looks human anytime he steps outside of an enclosed space.

He'll come back once he's finished (and is certain that any smell of smoke has faded enough to not cause Suga to wake up) before he lies back down next to him. He doesn't need to sleep nearly as much as humans do, but there's only so long you can watch someone sleeping before it gets labeled as "creepy", dating or not, so while it is much later than when Suga does fall asleep, Tsuchigomori does eventually close his eyes and try to do the same.]

[gemuinemanagement]

[Blessedly, Suga sleeps through the night and wakes up feeling refreshed. And also his handsome boyfriend is in bed with him. Always a plus.

Tsuchi's getting woken up by kisses dotted all over his face. Mwa.]

[spiderface]

[It's very rare that Tsuchigomori doesn't wake up before Suga does, but... lol it seems like he actually managed to tire himself out from the sex and, in general, the fact that he probably hasn't actually had a decent fucking nap in a long while in all honesty despite his needling Suga on the matter.

So when he stirs, there's a sleepy noise of confusion and brows furrowing, before he manages to relax at recognizing the familiarity of those kisses, even if his eyes are not quite open properly yet.]

Mm... morning already...?

[gemuinemanagement]

[sleepy boyfriend is fucking adorable, news at eleven.]

Mhm. Good morning, Tsuchi. Did you sleep well?

[spiderface]

I think so.

[He can't recall any dreams immediately forthcoming to mind that would suggest otherwise. His arms had gone slack during sleep, but now that he's waking up they reach out to embrace Suga again properly, resuming the cuddling from last night.]

And you?

[gemuinemanagement]

Wonderfully, thank you.

[Suga runs a hand through Tsuchi's hair, holding him loosely with his other arm.]

You don't have anywhere to be, do you?

[It's not a school day, so...]

[spiderface]

No, I don't believe so.

[He leans into the touch--he's always more receptive to such affection when he's still waking up, before he's had time to adopt his more serious attitude about things. He opens his eyes properly now for a moment, his eyes by now having returned to their normal purplish-pink color as opposed to the red from last night.]

Why do you ask?

[gemuinemanagement]

I thought it would be nice to go on a date.

[He likes things like kinky spider sex and all, but what he likes best of all is just spending time with Tsuchi.]

[spiderface]

[Oh... he considers the idea for a moment before he nods. It has been a while since they had a proper date between how busy both of them tend to be.]

Is there somewhere in particular that you want to go?

[gemuinemanagement]

Dinner and a movie.

[Classic! Traditional! And besides-]

They're showing one of those fantasy romance movies that are completely inaccurate, I thought watching one would be funny.

[spiderface]

Ah, I see...

[He idly strokes his fingers through Suga's hair with one of his hands coming up to play with it.]

It's a little early for dinner though, isn't it? [... Unless they somehow slept in today? What time is it anyway--] I suppose we could do the movie first and then eat after...

[gemuinemanagement]

[Suga leans into the gentle touch.]

I didn't mean right now. [First they should have breakfast at least??]

[spiderface]

[That gets a chuckle out of him before he speaks.]

I know, I'm just teasing you a little.

[And now he returns the favor of those kisses from earlier to press a few of his own against Suga's face here.]

[gemuinemanagement]

[Ah, Tsuchi's so cute sometimes...]

I'd offer to make you breakfast, but, um.

[They both know Suga can't cook.]

[spiderface]

It's alright.

[Tsuchigomori doesn't mind being the one who has some idea of knowing how to cook between the two of them, and so he gets up now off the bed, and then proceeds to reach out and pick up Suga as well, detaching him from the web that's still there before setting him down gently to stand again.]

I'll clean this up and then meet you in the kitchen to prepare something.

[gemuinemanagement]

[Suga will never not blush when Tsuchi lifts him up. Sometimes a nearly 6' guy just wants to be carried.]

Mmhm. I can at least put on some tea.

[Off to get that started.]

[spiderface]

Thank you, that would be appreciated.

[It doesn't take very long for him to remove the spider webbing around the bed and tidy up in general, so once he gets to the kitchen, he's staring down their cabinets checking to see what he can make here for breakfast. They have a date planned today, so should he do something special for breakfast too? ... What's considered a good date like item for breakfast?? He has no idea, so he ends up turning to Suga--]

Is there anything in particular for breakfast today?

[gemuinemanagement]

Anything's fine, but...

[It seems rude to make special requests when he's not the one making it? But if he needs ideas, then-]

Can you make pancakes?

[spiderface]

[Tea and pancakes... yeah, that sounds good, actually.]

I can, actually. Can you hand me the frying pan from the cabinet over there?

[He says, as he starts going through the cabinet in front of him to retrieve the ingredients needed for pancakes.]

[gemuinemanagement]

[One frying pan, retrieved and handed over.]

You're a man of many talents.

[spiderface]

Mm, I don't know about that. I think I only started getting better at it with in the last decade or so.

[He had a bad habit of either eating only take out or fast food or... other insects... before he actually started reading up more about cooking.]

[gemuinemanagement]

You have a long time to get good at things. -I still think I'm pretty lucky.

[spiderface]

I suppose that's true.

[However, he allows one free hand to ruffle Suga's hair though while two are working with the oven and getting the pancakes ready.]

But there are still things that you can do that I can't, so I think that helps balance things out a little.

[gemuinemanagement]

I do my best. You know I'm always willing to help out if there's ever anything I can do for you...

[Tsuchi's job has been dangerous lately. Suga wishes he could do more to ease his burden, and to keep him - and his students - safe.]