morewithhoney: (you don't possess me)
Vinegar Doppio ([personal profile] morewithhoney) wrote in [community profile] crowspace2016-01-09 04:08 pm
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TFLN meme hit captcha but I'd already picked out the texts

1) Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a Brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)

2) Who are you and why are you in my phone as Dr. Seuss?

3) I think I just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy I am to be wearing shorts.

4) I kept drunkenly begging people I met to be in my Facebook mafia.

5) [text him]
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lackinginfaith: Caren eating with a smirk. (15 minutes late)

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[personal profile] lackinginfaith 2016-01-09 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't there something better you could be doing with your time?
morewithhoney: (what do I see)

[personal profile] morewithhoney 2016-01-09 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
In fairness, frogs are pretty cool?
lackinginfaith: Caren looking nervous and contemplative. (she's just a bunch of pixels)

[personal profile] lackinginfaith 2016-01-09 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose, but overall, it sounds like the kind of waste that only happens when you've had too much to drink and too much to think about.
morewithhoney: (elephant talk)

[personal profile] morewithhoney 2016-01-09 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I always have too much to think about. That's why I try and keep busy.
lackinginfaith: Caren eating with a smirk. (we don't have that kind of logical reaso)

[personal profile] lackinginfaith 2016-01-09 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Love troubles? It's always love troubles.
morewithhoney: (calm before the storm)

[personal profile] morewithhoney 2016-01-09 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not love troubles!
lackinginfaith: Caren eating with a smirk. (look at me look at me i'm so pretty)

[personal profile] lackinginfaith 2016-01-09 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? That seems to be all you kids think about these days.
morewithhoney: (it's only talk-)

[personal profile] morewithhoney 2016-01-09 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm 17, I'm not a kid.
lackinginfaith: Caren looking to the side with disdain. (you got told)

[personal profile] lackinginfaith 2016-01-09 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Even if that's the case, you still sound like you're two drinks away from blasting sappy love ballads at 4 AM to someone who threw your stuff out a window.
morewithhoney: (talk talk it's only talk)

[personal profile] morewithhoney 2016-01-09 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Even if that was a good idea, I can't do that!
morewithhoney: (to a grey hope that oh years to be)

[personal profile] morewithhoney 2016-01-09 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Blasting love ballads at him. I don't know where he lives.
lackinginfaith: Caren looking nervous and contemplative. (she's just a bunch of pixels)

[personal profile] lackinginfaith 2016-01-09 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
He ghosted you? That has its own problems. It's a miracle you have a number he's still answering.
morewithhoney: (where have you been)

[personal profile] morewithhoney 2016-01-09 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, it's more like... He calls me, I don't call him...
lackinginfaith: Caren eating with a smirk. (15 minutes late)

[personal profile] lackinginfaith 2016-01-09 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
If you're going to get caught up in this mess, you need a relationship counsellor.
lackinginfaith: Caren looking nervous and contemplative. (she's just a bunch of pixels)

[personal profile] lackinginfaith 2016-01-09 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine. What do you want me to do? All I can say is to deal with more important things and then iron out your love life.
morewithhoney: (just use up my time)

[personal profile] morewithhoney 2016-01-09 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I've been trying to do that this whole time.
lackinginfaith: Caren eating with a smirk. (15 minutes late)

[personal profile] lackinginfaith 2016-01-09 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean with your job.
morewithhoney: (I've been here and I've been there)

[personal profile] morewithhoney 2016-01-09 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Job's important.
lackinginfaith: Caren looking nervous and contemplative. (she's just a bunch of pixels)

[personal profile] lackinginfaith 2016-01-09 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, they usually are. If you have something you should be devoted to, try and work through that before the whole love thing you're denying.
morewithhoney: (where have you been)

[personal profile] morewithhoney 2016-01-09 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh I'm totally devoted! It's just a little complicated there... It's my boss.
lackinginfaith: Caren eating with a smirk. (we don't have that kind of logical reaso)

[personal profile] lackinginfaith 2016-01-09 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Is he posing some kind of problem?
morewithhoney: (you don't possess me)

[personal profile] morewithhoney 2016-01-10 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
He's the one I like.
lackinginfaith: Caren eating with a smirk. (we don't have that kind of logical reaso)

[personal profile] lackinginfaith 2016-01-10 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Why is it that the people I interact with are always going for the problem types?
morewithhoney: (the wind does not hear)

[personal profile] morewithhoney 2016-01-10 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Boss is amazing. I'm not sure who WOULDN'T date him. Who has any taste anyway.
lackinginfaith: Caren eating with a smirk. (look at me look at me i'm so pretty)

[personal profile] lackinginfaith 2016-01-10 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
And you work for him.
lackinginfaith: Caren looking nervous and contemplative. (she's just a bunch of pixels)

[personal profile] lackinginfaith 2016-01-10 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
I see I'm getting nowhere with this.
morewithhoney: (upon the instruments of death)

[personal profile] morewithhoney 2016-01-10 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
I don't actually know where you were trying to go.
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