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1) Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a Brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :) 2) Who are you and why are you in my phone as Dr. Seuss? 3) I think I just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy I am to be wearing shorts. 4) I kept drunkenly begging people I met to be in my Facebook mafia. 5) [text him]

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I'm 17, I'm not a kid.

Even if that's the case, you still sound like you're two drinks away from blasting sappy love ballads at 4 AM to someone who threw your stuff out a window.

Even if that was a good idea, I can't do that!

Which part?

Blasting love ballads at him. I don't know where he lives.

He ghosted you? That has its own problems. It's a miracle you have a number he's still answering.

Actually, it's more like... He calls me, I don't call him...

If you're going to get caught up in this mess, you need a relationship counsellor.

Not happening.

Fine. What do you want me to do? All I can say is to deal with more important things and then iron out your love life.

I've been trying to do that this whole time.

You mean with your job.

Job's important.

Yes, they usually are. If you have something you should be devoted to, try and work through that before the whole love thing you're denying.

Oh I'm totally devoted! It's just a little complicated there... It's my boss.

Is he posing some kind of problem?

He's the one I like.

Why is it that the people I interact with are always going for the problem types?

Boss is amazing. I'm not sure who WOULDN'T date him. Who has any taste anyway.

And you work for him.

Yeah!

I see I'm getting nowhere with this.

I don't actually know where you were trying to go.

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