Mistletoe Meme

[misheard]

It's close to the holidays! And what do you know, that parasitic plant is back to wreck havoc on everyone's timeline.

> Pick someone from my Muselist
> Pick the time and setting
> You are now stuck under a plant with them and must kiss before leaving
> Kissing does not have to be on the mouth
> Sometimes Hot Makeouts?!

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[fishedforfollowers]

Technically it was a joint project from me and Peter. But yes, I did this.

[thirtybits]

...Why would you do that. He's the only other one here, that's stupid!

[fishedforfollowers]

It's festive! Anyway, he's not the only other one here.

[thirtybits]

Um, yes he is. There's you, Peter and m....oh. I see how it is. Let's all make fun of Judas, sure.

[fishedforfollowers]

We're not making fun of you.

[It's more a 'laughing with' instead of 'laughing at' thing but Judas has such a self-derisive sense of humor.]

[thirtybits]

I don't see what else could be going on here.

[fishedforfollowers]

There's no chance we put this up just to be festive and have a good time?

[thirtybits]

Maybe. But I don't trust you.

[He fidgets, trying to step around it to get to the kitchen ]

[fishedforfollowers]

I'm hurt.

[He's not really. This is pretty normal.]

[thirtybits]

[Oh no. Judas stops, biting his lip. He suddenly looks concerned. What has he done, why must he hurt everyone he loves...!]

I-I'm sorry...!

[fishedforfollowers]

...I'm not that hurt. You say things like that all the time.

[thirtybits]

...Then I'm sorry for all those times...it's because I'm Judas, you see.

[He hangs his head, tugging on his clothes a little.]

[fishedforfollowers]

[Andrew approaches to pat Judas on the shoulder.]

You just have a gloomy personality. Some people are like that.

[thirtybits]

Doesn't that cause you trouble?

[fishedforfollowers]

Not really. I like having you around.

[thirtybits]

...Really? I can't imagine why, but...thank you.

[He quickly kisses Andrew's cheek - hopefully it's not too much like a Judas kiss...! He purposely goes for the left because of that.]

[fishedforfollowers]

[Oh, he almost forgot how this conversation got started. Judas gets a kiss on his cheek, too.]

[thirtybits]

...

Happy now?

[What a quick change....]

[fishedforfollowers]

The mistletoe has been completely appeased.

[thirtybits]

You say that as if it requires sacrifices.

[fishedforfollowers]

We can't have that. It'd be heretical to offer sacrifices to a plant.

[thirtybits]

Ah. That's true. Sometimes I forget you're actually a saint...

[fishedforfollowers]

What's that supposed to mean?

[He's just teasing.]

[thirtybits]

The way you act is practically the opposite of saintly.

[Judas isn't]

[fishedforfollowers]

I'm sure somebody's worse than me.