Mistletoe Meme

[misheard]

It's close to the holidays! And what do you know, that parasitic plant is back to wreck havoc on everyone's timeline.

> Pick someone from my Muselist
> Pick the time and setting
> You are now stuck under a plant with them and must kiss before leaving
> Kissing does not have to be on the mouth
> Sometimes Hot Makeouts?!

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[thirtybits]

Doesn't that cause you trouble?

[fishedforfollowers]

Not really. I like having you around.

[thirtybits]

...Really? I can't imagine why, but...thank you.

[He quickly kisses Andrew's cheek - hopefully it's not too much like a Judas kiss...! He purposely goes for the left because of that.]

[fishedforfollowers]

[Oh, he almost forgot how this conversation got started. Judas gets a kiss on his cheek, too.]

[thirtybits]

...

Happy now?

[What a quick change....]

[fishedforfollowers]

The mistletoe has been completely appeased.

[thirtybits]

You say that as if it requires sacrifices.

[fishedforfollowers]

We can't have that. It'd be heretical to offer sacrifices to a plant.

[thirtybits]

Ah. That's true. Sometimes I forget you're actually a saint...

[fishedforfollowers]

What's that supposed to mean?

[He's just teasing.]

[thirtybits]

The way you act is practically the opposite of saintly.

[Judas isn't]

[fishedforfollowers]

I'm sure somebody's worse than me.

[thirtybits]

Maybe Peter. But then, you two are practically the same. ...But at least you were never Pope.

...Right?

[Or was he? There's so much Judas doesn't know about his friends after his death]

[fishedforfollowers]

No, never pope. I was a bishop once.

[thirtybits]

That's still pretty bad.

[And if you wore expensive robes and such so help him........]

[fishedforfollowers]

It's not as important as some people make it out to be.

[thirtybits]

Maybe not, but what about all those vows of chastity and humbleness and all that.

[fishedforfollowers]

If I said I was perfectly humble, that would be arrogant, wouldn't it?

[thirtybits]

...That's true...

Still though, the rest!

[fishedforfollowers]

Most vows are supposed to end when you're dead. I was faithful to them when I was alive, and now I'm a little less chaste and I can kiss you if I want to.

[He means on the cheek though.]

[thirtybits]

...! N-not only ifyou want!

[fishedforfollowers]

[Weird reaction.]

It was just an example.

[thirtybits]

[Tsuns]

It was a weird example to use!

[All the blushing here]

[fishedforfollowers]

Who else would I want to kiss?

[Genuine confusion.]

[thirtybits]

Absolutely anyone else?!