Mistletoe Meme

[misheard]

It's close to the holidays! And what do you know, that parasitic plant is back to wreck havoc on everyone's timeline.

> Pick someone from my Muselist
> Pick the time and setting
> You are now stuck under a plant with them and must kiss before leaving
> Kissing does not have to be on the mouth
> Sometimes Hot Makeouts?!

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[thirtybits]

You need to stop making fun of me.

[fishedforfollowers]

I'm not making fun of you, Judas.

[thirtybits]

Sure seems that way.

[fishedforfollowers]

I'm completely serious.

[thirtybits]

You're not funny.

[fishedforfollowers]

Serious usually isn't trying to be funny.

[thirtybits]

You do know what a Judas kiss is, right?

[fishedforfollowers]

I've heard of it a few times.

[Maybe more than a few.]

[thirtybits]

So you know how terrible a kiss from me would be then.

[fishedforfollowers]

It's just on the cheek, right? Anywhere else would be fine.

[thirtybits]

'Anywhere else'?

[Way to make it sound dirty...!!!]

[fishedforfollowers]

Sure, there's plenty of other places.

[???

[thirtybits]

What kind of saint are you?!

[fishedforfollowers]

...Forehead?

[thirtybits]

.....

[He just turns red, opens and closes his mouth a few times, and covers his face and turns away.]

[fishedforfollowers]

[What kinds of weird stuff are you thinking of, Judas.

But that would actually be kind of making fun of him so he doesn't say that.]

[thirtybits]

[SHUT UP HE'S NOT...THINKING ANYTHING WEIRD...AND IF HE IS IT'S ONLY BECAUSE HE'S JUDAS AND THEREFORE A BAD PERSON AND THEREFORE HAS SINFUL THOUGHTS.]

Y-you set me up for that...!

[fishedforfollowers]

I did not. You went there yourself.

[thirtybits]

Only because you made it sound that way...!!

[fishedforfollowers]

You read too much into it.

[thirtybits]

It's not my fault that it's what I'd expect of you...

[fishedforfollowers]

Am I really that bad?

[thirtybits]

...Well...

[No, he just exaggerates it.]

[fishedforfollowers]

I was worried for a second.

[thirtybits]

I didn't say no!

But what if I said yes?