Mistletoe Meme

[misheard]

It's close to the holidays! And what do you know, that parasitic plant is back to wreck havoc on everyone's timeline.

> Pick someone from my Muselist
> Pick the time and setting
> You are now stuck under a plant with them and must kiss before leaving
> Kissing does not have to be on the mouth
> Sometimes Hot Makeouts?!

Comments

[fishedforfollowers]

It's not as important as some people make it out to be.

[thirtybits]

Maybe not, but what about all those vows of chastity and humbleness and all that.

[fishedforfollowers]

If I said I was perfectly humble, that would be arrogant, wouldn't it?

[thirtybits]

...That's true...

Still though, the rest!

[fishedforfollowers]

Most vows are supposed to end when you're dead. I was faithful to them when I was alive, and now I'm a little less chaste and I can kiss you if I want to.

[He means on the cheek though.]

[thirtybits]

...! N-not only ifyou want!

[fishedforfollowers]

[Weird reaction.]

It was just an example.

[thirtybits]

[Tsuns]

It was a weird example to use!

[All the blushing here]

[fishedforfollowers]

Who else would I want to kiss?

[Genuine confusion.]

[thirtybits]

Absolutely anyone else?!

[fishedforfollowers]

[Andrew just shrugs at that.] Not really.

[thirtybits]

[internal keysmashing]

Wat kind of answer is that...!!

[fishedforfollowers]

Truthful?

[thirtybits]

You need to stop making fun of me.

[fishedforfollowers]

I'm not making fun of you, Judas.

[thirtybits]

Sure seems that way.

[fishedforfollowers]

I'm completely serious.

[thirtybits]

You're not funny.

[fishedforfollowers]

Serious usually isn't trying to be funny.

[thirtybits]

You do know what a Judas kiss is, right?

[fishedforfollowers]

I've heard of it a few times.

[Maybe more than a few.]

[thirtybits]

So you know how terrible a kiss from me would be then.

[fishedforfollowers]

It's just on the cheek, right? Anywhere else would be fine.

[thirtybits]

'Anywhere else'?

[Way to make it sound dirty...!!!]

[fishedforfollowers]

Sure, there's plenty of other places.

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