Haremventures post.

[unknownrival]

This is going to be a catch-all post for threads set in the verse of DDD's Harem Virus - the one where Issei fixed all his love life problems by dating everybody.

If you were in Issei's harem in the virus, absolutely feel free to tag into existing threads, start new scenarios, whatever you want. It'll be open forever.

If you weren't in Issei's harem for the virus but would like to be part of it for this, feel free to do the same thing. Unless you're Greed. Greed can't come ever. :|

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[aquaticrush]

Well, we've all got a week here! We can make the best of it.

[unknownrival]

I have a temple to take care of. A week's holiday is the most I can spend.

A little help would be nice. What should we start off with tonight, then, after dinner?

[starofchaos]

[Getting up, he dusts the sand off of his suit and comes over to help.]

I've never done this before, so it isn't much good asking me. But are there not proprieties for this sort of situation?

[aquaticrush]

Maybe we should just get unpacked before we do anything else.

[unknownrival]

So we should.

[With three sets of hands the unloading goes much faster, and soon they're all done. It's late afternoon, and Issei relaxes in one of the house's comfortable chairs.]

This is amazing.

[starofchaos]

[Standing at the window, his back turned to them, Louis stares up at the sky.]

I've never felt the sun so warm. Burning, yes. Filled with hatred. But never pleasant like this.

[aquaticrush]

It's a wonderful place. *She's sitting on another chair and smiling.* Your world isn't that nice, is it...?

[unknownrival]

I'm glad you're here. Your world could get to anyone if they spent too long there.

[starofchaos]

No, it isn't nice. Though it has its good parts. Still, nothing like this. I quite like this place.

[...he's tempted to claim it as part of his territory.]

[aquaticrush]

I'm sorry. I shouldn't have insulted your home.

[unknownrival]

It's a difficult place to live in.. I don't think that's an insult.

[starofchaos]

It's definitely not an insult, and even if it was, I would not be offended. Relax, Retasu.

[aquaticrush]

*eep* Okay. *looks at the floor and fidgets regardless* I still don't want to risk offending you.

[unknownrival]

I don't think he's as easy to offend as you suspect. What would put you at ease?

[starofchaos]

...a good question, Retasu. How could I make you relax?

[aquaticrush]

*startles up straight* Y-you don't need to think about that! That's okay!

[unknownrival]

And let the present state of things continue? I think that's less than desirable on all our parts.

[starofchaos]

Agreed. I would rather you were comfortable around me. This constant awkwardness grows tiring sometimes.

[aquaticrush]

I'm sorry. I should try not to be so nervous.

[unknownrival]

I could make you two spend the day together, I guess... Or at least several hours, I might go into town to pick up fresh groceries.

[starofchaos]

Hah. I would not protest.

[aquaticrush]

W-what? Issei--!

[unknownrival]

He isn't going to hurt you. I'm just trying to help you get that out of your system.

[starofchaos]

Please, the only reason I'd hurt you would be if you turned out to be working for Satan or YHVH. And even then I'd probably just let Issei scold you until you regained your sanity.

[aquaticrush]

*eep* O-okay. I, I trust you, Issei. I'll do it...