Haremventures post.

[unknownrival]

This is going to be a catch-all post for threads set in the verse of DDD's Harem Virus - the one where Issei fixed all his love life problems by dating everybody.

If you were in Issei's harem in the virus, absolutely feel free to tag into existing threads, start new scenarios, whatever you want. It'll be open forever.

If you weren't in Issei's harem for the virus but would like to be part of it for this, feel free to do the same thing. Unless you're Greed. Greed can't come ever. :|

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BEACHSIDE SLUMBER PARTY

[unknownrival]

[How did they get this incredibly lavish beach house next to a sparkling ocean on a world most of them had never been to before? Issei doesn't know and he's not entirely sure he wants to ask, but they're there now, equipped for a week's stay.

The breeze is cool, the sand is hot, the water looks incredibly inviting, but first Issei's going to unpack everything and put all their food in the fridge...s. Why does anyone need more than one refrigerator.

Anyway, right now he's just carrying things in from outside.]

[starofchaos]

[They need more than one refridgerator because of how many people are there, clearly. Not that it concerns Louis. Louis is just lying on the sand, staring directly into the sun, because who needs sunglasses? He's still in his suit, no less.]

Issei, stop worrying about unpacking. We're supposed to be having fun, are we not?

[aquaticrush]

*Retasu comes in with a heavy cooler and promptly drops it and trips over it. She's crashed face first into the ground, but the cooler's fine on its side.*

Ow... it's okay, we'll get this done soon!

[unknownrival]

Retasu-?! [Yeah he shouldn't be surprised about this. Issei sets down what he was carrying and hurries to help Retasu up.]

You all need to relax, I'll get this done now so I don't have to worry about it any longer than necessary. - And for goodness's sakes I hope you packed something other than suits for the beach, Louis.

[starofchaos]

...do you need bandages? I have a muscle drink in here somewhere, too...

[Sitting up leisurely, he watches the two of them.]

Ah... that's right. It is more appropriate to wear less clothing at the beach, is it not? I don't have an extensive wardrobe, but if you insist, I definitely have some more... fitting clothing.

[By which he means his many demon forms' clothing. Or lack of it.]

Jisu said we should tag without her until she gets back.

[unknownrival]

I think she's okay...

[Still fussing over her.]

Is this, perhaps, your first time at the beach?

<o

[starofchaos]

It is, to be quite honest. I have heard stories of what goes on at the beach, but never visited it myself.

[Someday, he should take the children there... yes. This is a good plan.]

[unknownrival]

Then we'll absolutely make the most of this trip! Your other clothing will have to do because there isn't any way you're getting out of this without a swim, and of course you must build a sandcastle...

[starofchaos]

...as long as Retasu does not mind ribbons or chains, I am sure it will be fine.

A. Sandcastle? I thought that was for children?

[unknownrival]

Technically speaking. But you never accomplished it when you were younger so it must be accomplished now.

[starofchaos]

...I can be younger now, if you wish.

[unknownrival]

I don't think you have to be young physically to enjoy the beach to its full extent.

[aquaticrush]

*She finally gets out of the blushy daze of Issei fussing over her injuries, and then Louis had to mention ribbons and chains. After that flailing fit in the background, she's finally coherent.*

U-um?

[starofchaos]

Yes, Retasu, my less-covering outfits tend to be made entirely out of ribbons or chains.

[...he guesses that's why she was flailing.]

And true enough, I suppose.

[aquaticrush]

*covers her face because she's bright red* I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bother you!

[unknownrival]

It's a legitimate question to ask.

[Even if it was phrased as 'um'.]

[starofchaos]

It didn't bother me. ...Hold on.

[And in a moment, he is dressed pretty much in chains. And missing his feet.]

Tada.

[aquaticrush]

*Not looking. Not looking. Getting up and limping to the kitchen to put the food away. Ow. Walked into wall. Keep going.*

[unknownrival]

We're at the beach, Retasu. There's a chance that you might see a man without a shirt.

[starofchaos]

Retasu, I changed to see if you could handle this form. The least you could do is to look.

[aquaticrush]

*Stops.* I-I'm sorry. I didn't want to be rude. *She slowly turns, quickly looks away, and then slowly turns back again.*














Why do you have a form where you're wearing chains and falling apart? I mean, if that isn't rude to ask.

[unknownrival]

That's a very good question, actually. Louis?

[starofchaos]

...Really, this is just how I used to look.

The loss of feet, I'm unclear about; I don't know when that happened. But the chains were to do with my capture, a while back. I just never bothered to get rid of them.

...actually, the chains might be why I have no feet in this form. Circulation is not easy.

Is this form more suitable? If it isn't, I may have to improvise.

[aquaticrush]

Capture? Why would -- why are you always naked

[unknownrival]

[Issei can't help but chuckle at that.] It's naked or suits, apparently.