Haremventures post.

[unknownrival]

This is going to be a catch-all post for threads set in the verse of DDD's Harem Virus - the one where Issei fixed all his love life problems by dating everybody.

If you were in Issei's harem in the virus, absolutely feel free to tag into existing threads, start new scenarios, whatever you want. It'll be open forever.

If you weren't in Issei's harem for the virus but would like to be part of it for this, feel free to do the same thing. Unless you're Greed. Greed can't come ever. :|

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[unknownrival]

[Issei claims the slightly smaller of the remaining two.] Thank you, my dear.

[starofchaos]

...it's not poisoned, Retasu.

[Sigh. But meanwhile, he'll be tasting his own...

...]

This is delicious.

[aquaticrush]

I'm sorry! I didn't think it was! Really!

[unknownrival]

We know. But there's no reason to be nervous.

[Issei slowly licks his (vanilla, his favorite) ice cream, savoring it as much as he can and letting it dissolve on his tongue. Ice cream has always been a guilty pleasure, and he looks like he's very much enjoying it.]

[starofchaos]

It's alright. Calm down.

[...

Yeah, he's just going to be watching him. His own ice cream does not go neglected, however; his tongue laps at it almost affectionately, stroking over the surface to gather the smooth, pale substance and draw it into his mouth. It's soft and cold, leaving his tongue tingling, but he doesn't care. It's just too good for that. He gives a small noise of happiness as he swallows, feeling it slip down his throat.

It's positively heaven, if one could pardon the cliche. His lips close over the tip of the ice cream, wrapping over it and sucking it in. How delightful these treats were...]

[aquaticrush]

U-um? Are you two okay?

[unknownrival]

[Oh, he's not the only one enjoying his ice cream. Wonderful.]

It's just very good ice cream.

[Though he looks a bit flushed as he pulls back and licks some of the ice cream off his lips.]

[starofchaos]

The very best of ice cream. That is all.

[Chuckling, he sits back in his chair.]

This is so very unusual.

[aquaticrush]

*She blinks and cautiously licks her own ice cream again.* What is, Louis-san?

[unknownrival]

I hardly see anything strange here.

[starofchaos]

...You're eating ice cream with a mermaid and the king of the underworld, at a beach house.

You see nothing strange about this?

[aquaticrush]

I'm a fishgirl, actually...

[unknownrival]

Either way, it isn't strange to me to spend my days with the ones I love.

[starofchaos]

...do you truly see a diff-

[Issei's statement, however, sends him into a slight coughing fit.]

-er, a difference?

[aquaticrush]

*At the same time, Retasu turns bright red.*

B-b-but!

[unknownrival]

Honestly. I love you two very much, is that embarrassing?

[starofchaos]

Not embarassing, per se... simply startling to hear. It has been a long time since anyone has claimed that.

Retasu, my dear, do you need help calming down?

[aquaticrush]

N-no, I, I'm okay, I'm sorry to bother you!

[unknownrival]

I don't think he's bothered. [Issei's ice cream is now finished, so what to do...]

Did you have anything in mind for after ice cream?

[starofchaos]

From my reading... It is somewhat appropriate for beach visits to involve swimming, sunbathing, group activities and the like.

You also suggested movies, previously. What would interest you two? Perhaps I can serve as a 'spark' to inspire you.

[aquaticrush]

I'm not sure. I suppose we could go out walking, since it's too early to eat, but you already did that to get the ice cream.

[unknownrival]

Sandcastles are an option as well. Or movies. We can't go swimming since you don't have swim trunks yet - I am not about to ruin suit pants and you cannot go skinny-dipping in front of Retasu.

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[starofchaos]

...

You can be so very bossy sometimes, Issei.

2/2

[starofchaos]

Fine, fine. As you wish.

Though you do realize I'm perfectly capable of sending someone to retrieve some.

[aquaticrush]

thankyouissei-san