Haremventures post.

[unknownrival]

This is going to be a catch-all post for threads set in the verse of DDD's Harem Virus - the one where Issei fixed all his love life problems by dating everybody.

If you were in Issei's harem in the virus, absolutely feel free to tag into existing threads, start new scenarios, whatever you want. It'll be open forever.

If you weren't in Issei's harem for the virus but would like to be part of it for this, feel free to do the same thing. Unless you're Greed. Greed can't come ever. :|

Comments

[aquaticrush]

W-what? Issei--!

[unknownrival]

He isn't going to hurt you. I'm just trying to help you get that out of your system.

[starofchaos]

Please, the only reason I'd hurt you would be if you turned out to be working for Satan or YHVH. And even then I'd probably just let Issei scold you until you regained your sanity.

[aquaticrush]

*eep* O-okay. I, I trust you, Issei. I'll do it...

[unknownrival]

But, tomorrow. Tonight we should just relax, have dinner, and hang out.

[starofchaos]

...that does sound good. Although the most important question still remains... who is cooking tonight?

[aquaticrush]

I-I can! I mean, since I've troubled you enough.

[unknownrival]

I can. It will be delicious and you will eat it in your pajamas in front of the television while we watch a movie. Or Jeopardy if it's on.

And Retasu will do no work whatsoever.

[starofchaos]

I would prefer the movie, frankly. [...wait.]

...We were supposed to bring pajamas?

[aquaticrush]

I-Issei! Really, I can work! Is this because I dropped the cooler? I'm really sorry!

*blink* You didn't?

[unknownrival]

I really don't think any of my pajamas will fit you.

[starofchaos]

...They will if I change forms, but that would be a waste.

Retasu; I don't actually wear them usually.

[A pause to let the mental image sink in before he debunks it...]

...because I don't usually sleep.

[aquaticrush]

*Too late. She's already buried her face in a cushion and is trying to get rid of the mental images.*

[unknownrival]

[Aww. Let Issei come over to cuddle you.]

[starofchaos]

My, my. What a cute couple you make.

[aquaticrush]

*Remove mental images. Remove mental images. Wait. Snuggles? Snuggles. Those are good. Issei is here. Snuggles are to be had. Retasu slowly removes the cushion from her face. ...and then she goes red again.*

B-but!

[unknownrival]

Well, it is true. [<33333333]

[starofchaos]

It is indeed.

...how about some ice cream? It's too early to eat yet, so it won't spoil anyone's appetite.

[aquaticrush]

B-but, I, we, but... *Sigh. Issei being here and cuddling her is enough to calm her down so she doesn't faint.* I-I suppose that would be nice.

[unknownrival]

I would love some.

[He will try not to repeat the last time they had a thread about eating things I mean-]

[starofchaos]

[When he returns, he has three ice creams in hand. He hands the larger one to Retasu, a silent apology for the teasing, and offers Issei his pick of the other two.]

It is customary, after all.

[aquaticrush]

You don't have t- *But she now has the big ice cream cone, and she sighs a little before cautiously licking it.* Th-thank you.

[unknownrival]

[Issei claims the slightly smaller of the remaining two.] Thank you, my dear.

[starofchaos]

...it's not poisoned, Retasu.

[Sigh. But meanwhile, he'll be tasting his own...

...]

This is delicious.

[aquaticrush]

I'm sorry! I didn't think it was! Really!