crowspace | glomp meme

[Have the angriest hug you've ever gotten Rubedork]

*And have the most surprised link master you've ever seen, Standerp.*

Wh-wha-? A...Standard?

*But he's...not going to object to the hug, even if it seems a little less than happy. So he just lifts one hand to give his older (or should that be younger now?) brother a pat on the back.*

You okay?

[Can you feel the weight of his displeasure about hugging you? You're gross and icky.

Enjoy him letting go sharply once the compulsion leaves him, and enjoy that kick to the shin.]

Fine, and confused.

*Hey! Have fun watching your leader bounce back on one leg so he can rub the sore spot.*

Ow! You little bastard!

*Okay, temper, temper, this isn't helping...but his poor leg.*

What the hell was that for?!

This is your fault.

Somehow.

I haven't quite figured out how, however. This is not part of the normal power set.

It's not part of mine, either! Dammit, this is the thanks I get for trying to be nice?

Then how can you explain the fact that I actually wanted to hug you for a few seconds. [He is so confuuuused]

How the hell am I supposed to know? Maybe you actually have a heart somewhere under all that grouchy asshole.

Of course I have a heart. Much to many people's surprise I am an organic being. Blood has to get around the body somehow.

*...Facepalm.*

I'm talking about emotions, dumbass. Man, I'd almost forgotten how determined you can get to be a pain in my neck.

Anger and hate are emotions. I don't see why you cling to claiming I don't possess the capabilities for them.

Yeah, but they're negative emotions. I haven't once seen you guys smile or take a chance to have fun.

We have a job to do. There isn't time for those frivolous activities that you variants seemed to enjoy.

We weren't always working or training. There was plenty of time to relax and act like it wasn't just a matter of time until our next war.

It was just a matter of time until our next war. Not to mention all the tasks the scientists and father needed done.

Yeah, but... *He runs his hand through his hair.* It's not healthy to constantly think about crap like that. And don't act like you were always too busy running errands to do anything else, I saw plenty of you just wandering around when we were off duty.

Exorcise between duty is important for health. [He may...be doing this on purpose just to annoy Rubedork.]

You can excercise while playing too, you asshole! Don't give me that!

Playing is frivolous activity and is frowned upon by the staff and by father.

That's because they're a bunch of stick up the ass morons who wouldn't know relaxation if it bit them in the behind.

I see your foul mouth hasn't changed like your height did.

Goddammit, why the hell does everyone get on my case about that? I'm old enough to talk however the hell I want!

You use expletives like comma's. [Someone is not impressed with your language skills. Seriously, why were you the leader!]

Do not. I put them in completely different places.

*You aren't the only one who can use literal-minded sarcasm, Standerp.*

Sometimes you do. [And he's just going to stare at you. Feel the weight of 665 pairs of eyes through this one set]

Adstring so at least Rubedo has a height advantage?

And experience with timey wimey weirdness.

Keywords.

This is what he gets for showing concern?

It's the Standard. He blames that sudden compulsion on Variant voodoo

GDI, does he look like he has black hair?

No, you're not 669. Even he can tell that

Well only Nigredo has that kind of variant voodoo!

You never know. 666 is the weirdest one

Nuh-uh!

Yu-huh!

Nu-uh!

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