glomp meme

[scentofmakai]

the glomp meme

1. Post with your characters.
2. Other characters will be compelled to tackle snuggle them.
3. Have fun.

Comments

[reconciledtwins]

Goddammit, why the hell does everyone get on my case about that? I'm old enough to talk however the hell I want!

[y_so_standard]

You use expletives like comma's. [Someone is not impressed with your language skills. Seriously, why were you the leader!]

[reconciledtwins]

Do not. I put them in completely different places.

*You aren't the only one who can use literal-minded sarcasm, Standerp.*

[y_so_standard]

Sometimes you do. [And he's just going to stare at you. Feel the weight of 665 pairs of eyes through this one set]

[reconciledtwins]

I do all the time! It would sound weird as hell otherwise!

*Yes, he is throwing his hands up in frustration.*

[y_so_standard]

[Victory! Don't you see Rubedork? Tormenting you is how he gets his fun. Government sanctioned and all that.]

You always sound weird.

[reconciledtwins]

From the guy who doesn't know how not to sound formal all the damn time.

[y_so_standard]

I don't want to sound like you variants. It's bad enough we have similar voices.

[reconciledtwins]

*Well, it was probably only a matter of time before he got the variant hate shoved in his face...but he shoves past the twinge of sadness. It took this long, so that's progress...right?*

There's more than one way to talk without sounding like you're standing at a podium.

[y_so_standard]

Father likes this speech pattern.

[reconciledtwins]

"Father" is the biggest narcissistic asshole in the galaxy and probably just likes it because it reminds him of his own damn rambling.

[y_so_standard]

[623 is going to neglect to mention that Dmitri also praises Citrine for using it, because that would look like he was trying to emulate a variant model.]

Father doesn't ramble. He lectures.

[reconciledtwins]

You would say that, you hang onto every word of his damn tangents, don't you?

[y_so_standard]

If you would actually listen when he talks for once, you'd discover he's actually quite intelligent.

[reconciledtwins]

That doesn't mean he isn't a gigantic bastard or that he couldn't beat Albedo in a windbag competition.

[y_so_standard]

I would call you the same.

[reconciledtwins]

*Ouch. He tenses and can't meet 623's eyes anymore.*

That's...I'm not. If you knew what I did about him...

[y_so_standard]

You're the biggest windbag I know. A blowhard, you talk more then you listen.

How many times has that gotten us all in trouble?

[reconciledtwins]

You think I don't try to be a good leader?! I know...I'm impulsive and I don't always make the best decisions, but...

Pay them no mind, Rubedo. Such marionettes have no business questioning matters of free will.

[y_so_standard]

[And that's 623 visibly recoiling. He may despise 666, but 667 is scarier.]

I am no puppet!

[reconciledtwins]

Oh? Going to try to tell me you aren't dancing on his strings?

Albedo, stop it! You're not helping!

Keywords.

[y_so_standard]

[Screw you guys, he's going to try and find a way home where he has the numbers to gang up on you]

Says the one that doesn't even have his own body anymore.

He hates you too. Only...yeah, really.

[reconciledtwins]

Unity with Rubedo and mindless devotion to that man are hardly the same.

I said stop it! Both of you!

[y_so_standard]

[623 is just seething now, but he doesn't say anything more]

[reconciledtwins]

*For once, he and Albedo are on the same page, since the white variant is seething himself.*

That's better. I'm getting sick of you two always escalating!

*This is bringing Rubedo a bit back to the days of the Institute, back to when he and Nigredo had to constantly keep Albedo from picking fights with the standards. Only this time, Nigredo's nowhere in earshot and he can tell Albedo was keeping that telepathy to the three of them.*