glomp meme

[scentofmakai]

the glomp meme

1. Post with your characters.
2. Other characters will be compelled to tackle snuggle them.
3. Have fun.

Comments

[y_so_standard]

I see your foul mouth hasn't changed like your height did.

[reconciledtwins]

Goddammit, why the hell does everyone get on my case about that? I'm old enough to talk however the hell I want!

[y_so_standard]

You use expletives like comma's. [Someone is not impressed with your language skills. Seriously, why were you the leader!]

[reconciledtwins]

Do not. I put them in completely different places.

*You aren't the only one who can use literal-minded sarcasm, Standerp.*

[y_so_standard]

Sometimes you do. [And he's just going to stare at you. Feel the weight of 665 pairs of eyes through this one set]

[reconciledtwins]

I do all the time! It would sound weird as hell otherwise!

*Yes, he is throwing his hands up in frustration.*

[y_so_standard]

[Victory! Don't you see Rubedork? Tormenting you is how he gets his fun. Government sanctioned and all that.]

You always sound weird.

[reconciledtwins]

From the guy who doesn't know how not to sound formal all the damn time.

[y_so_standard]

I don't want to sound like you variants. It's bad enough we have similar voices.

[reconciledtwins]

*Well, it was probably only a matter of time before he got the variant hate shoved in his face...but he shoves past the twinge of sadness. It took this long, so that's progress...right?*

There's more than one way to talk without sounding like you're standing at a podium.

[y_so_standard]

Father likes this speech pattern.

[reconciledtwins]

"Father" is the biggest narcissistic asshole in the galaxy and probably just likes it because it reminds him of his own damn rambling.

[y_so_standard]

[623 is going to neglect to mention that Dmitri also praises Citrine for using it, because that would look like he was trying to emulate a variant model.]

Father doesn't ramble. He lectures.

[reconciledtwins]

You would say that, you hang onto every word of his damn tangents, don't you?

[y_so_standard]

If you would actually listen when he talks for once, you'd discover he's actually quite intelligent.

[reconciledtwins]

That doesn't mean he isn't a gigantic bastard or that he couldn't beat Albedo in a windbag competition.

[y_so_standard]

I would call you the same.

[reconciledtwins]

*Ouch. He tenses and can't meet 623's eyes anymore.*

That's...I'm not. If you knew what I did about him...

[y_so_standard]

You're the biggest windbag I know. A blowhard, you talk more then you listen.

How many times has that gotten us all in trouble?

[reconciledtwins]

You think I don't try to be a good leader?! I know...I'm impulsive and I don't always make the best decisions, but...

Pay them no mind, Rubedo. Such marionettes have no business questioning matters of free will.

[y_so_standard]

[And that's 623 visibly recoiling. He may despise 666, but 667 is scarier.]

I am no puppet!

[reconciledtwins]

Oh? Going to try to tell me you aren't dancing on his strings?

Albedo, stop it! You're not helping!

Keywords.

[y_so_standard]

[Screw you guys, he's going to try and find a way home where he has the numbers to gang up on you]

Says the one that doesn't even have his own body anymore.

He hates you too. Only...yeah, really.

[reconciledtwins]

Unity with Rubedo and mindless devotion to that man are hardly the same.

I said stop it! Both of you!

[y_so_standard]

[623 is just seething now, but he doesn't say anything more]