monsterfucking meme

[goatsongs]

Monsters come in all shapes and sizes. Some more humanoid than others. But even the ones that are furthest from human shape deserve love, right? They can be sexy too, in their own way.

Post your character. Note their monstrous traits (monster AUs more than welcome!) Reply to others. Get busy.

I'm not here to police how monstrous is monstrous enough, everybody just be chill and have fun.

Comments

[conglomeration]

Some humans try to get close to those like me in order to get close to power, or to manipulate us.

You don't seem the type, but I'm sure you can understand why I'm careful.

[abnormalizes]

I get it. There's always people out there who try to take advantage of you even if you're human.

-But, you know, if you just said no outright, I'd let that be it and we could talk about books instead or you could just leave. You haven't said that yet.

[conglomeration]

[ Okay now he's blushing again, and his mouth just works in silence for a long moment. ]

-- It's not every day someone actually likes the way I look. [ In fact, it's never. Zero days in seven years. ]

[abnormalizes]

Everyone else's loss.

Maybe we could start with an easy one. Can I kiss you, please?

[conglomeration]

[ he's not curious you're curious also shut up ]

.......I guess so.

[abnormalizes]

[Perfect. She steps closer to him, lightly rests a hand on his cheek, and leans in without the slightest bit of hesitation or fear.

Her lips are soft, especially compared to his, and she's warm and eager. If his face scratches hers at all, it doesn't deter her even a single bit.]

[conglomeration]

[ So he's not. Entirely new to kissing since CRAU. And that means, while he's hesitant because he doesn't know this girl, he's not as cold a fish as he might be. He is gentle, because he really doesn't like hurting people with his touch even if she's okay with it. Not escalating or pressing but. Responsive, if shy and unsure. ]

[ His stone skin is warm, person-temperature except stone, and smooth like it's been river-tumbled except for a bit of an edge where the pebbles meet. Just don't get cut by his hair or surprise him into moving suddenly and the chance of injury isn't huge. ]

[abnormalizes]

[Responsive is good, and shy is understandable and cute. She makes a soft pleased sound against his lips, slowly deepening the kiss, alert for the first sign that she's pushed too far.

Frankly she was kind of expecting his lips to be rougher, so this is already better than anticipated.]

[conglomeration]

[ His hand lifts to rest gently at the back of her head -- just so he can ensure that she's not suddenly going to zig when he zags or something like that, of course. He lets her kiss him more fully, since she's being slow and easy about it and he's... well, he's still a human, one not that far removed from adolescence. And whatever else this girl is, she seems earnest about her interest. ]

[abnormalizes]

[Another pleased noise as she melts into him. She strokes her thumb over his cheek, a gentle touch.

When she speaks, she's still close enough to feel her breath on his skin.]

Good so far?

[She thinks so, but it's good to check in. She'd want to make sure he was enjoying himself even if this wasn't the first time in who knows how long.]

[conglomeration]

[ He can't really feel something like breath -- stone doesn't have much sensitivity -- but somehow he feels it anyway, his overfiring mind filling in some blanks. And he blinks a few times as if trying to force himself awake. ]

[ There now, she had her fun, he should back off. Should, but isn't. ]

That didn't hurt? [ He looks skeptical. ]

[abnormalizes]

Nope. Can I kiss you more?

[Her fun's only just beginning, silly.]

[conglomeration]

[ No, hell no, absolutely not. Any of those would do. Just a matter of picking one! ]

[ ........the slightest nod. (Wait, did he really just--?) ]

[abnormalizes]

[Fantastic. She leans in to kiss him again, a little more deeply this time. Evangeline presses close enough to his body to feel her chest against his through the fabric, or at least it would be noticeable for a normal person's sensitivity.]

[conglomeration]

[ He feels it well enough, since he's not used to people touching him (other than with intent to make him bleed). For a long moment his hands twitch awkwardly at his sides as he's unsure what to do with them. He's used to kissing people he has feelings for, this is -- well, it's not that there's a problem with it, it's just quite different as his mind vaguely disapproves and his body... doesn't. ]

[ Finally his hands settle at her waist, overly gentle (this is a safe enough place, right???). His response to her kiss is hesitant, but not without warmth. Or interest. ]

[abnormalizes]

[He's so cute. Evangeline makes an encouraging sound, slightly muffled, when he rests his hands on her waist. She doesn't want to rush him, but she does want to make clear how very much she's enjoying this and wants to continue, lest he think she regrets her decision.

Her thumb strokes over his cheek gently as she melts even more into the kiss.]

[conglomeration]

[ He's not cute he's very stoic and distant and definitely not blushing right now! ]

[ Evangeline has been very clear about her interest (overly so, his ridiculous brain supplies, he can't condone that can he?) and it makes him nervous, but also she isn't using him like some toy or whatever so it's not easy to decide what to do. While his mind grapples for purchase, his body very, very gently pulls her closer against him. ]

[abnormalizes]

[Zelgadis is not the Purity Police, he can condone all kinds of things if he wants to. He hangs around with Lina, for one thing.

Evangeline breaks the kiss, instead pressing her lips to the tip of one pointed ear. She knows those are sensitive on some people with similarly shaped ears, and she'd very much like to make him blush even more.]

[conglomeration]

[ Lina is a totally different kind of impure, anyone who propositions her better be fireproof. Besides the comparison is entirely moot since his mind isn't as pure as he'd insist just now. ]

[ He shivers when she kisses his ear, his exhale shaky and his ear flicking toward her embarrassingly. The tips of his ears are indeed more sensitive, along with a number of other places he'd never name aloud no matter how innocent they are. The analytical part of his brain is curious how many others similar to him she's approached. ]

[abnormalizes]

[That's so, so cute, and exactly the reaction she was after. She draws her tongue from the tip down the shell of his ear, slow and deliberate.]

[conglomeration]

[ Just -- don't mind the quiet and eager sound he makes, if you're very quiet and still he might act normal. ]

[ He's fairly still himself as a matter of fact, just hoping he doesn't twitch the wrong way and cut her on his sharp hair or on the less-rounded places where the darker bunches of pebbles meet flat slate. But he's struggling to focus, so there's that, and there's also the fact that his breathing is noticeably more winded. Not quite ready to stop mentally protesting, but getting there fast. ]

[abnormalizes]

[Sometimes you're having a good time and you get cut on someone's hair, it happens.

She sucks the tip of his ear into her mouth while rubbing the other ear with her fingers. Evangeline hums, clearly enjoying herself greatly while he's struggling to keep still and calm.]

[conglomeration]

[ He can't possibly explain what's happening to him at present, the smothered indignation or the twinge down to his knees or the way his knees go rubbery and he has to reach out and grab the bookcase (making quite sure that he's moving nothing else, not hurting her is the one thing he's firm and sure about). ]

[ His eyes flutter closed and his thoughts slip through all attempts to grasp them tight. Distantly, he recognizes that as probably inadvisable, but the rest of him? Tells his overly logical brain to shut up. ]

[abnormalizes]

You're so cute. [A murmur directly in his ear.] I really want to see how good I can make you feel.

[And how much he'll react to feeling good, like he is now. She tugs lightly on his earlobe with her teeth.]

[conglomeration]

[ Those words remind him of Raven, which isn't the worst she could do. The situation there was different, but (for a warm, wonderful time) he wasn't quite as cautious as he should have been. It's rationalizing, sure. But this situation has much less chance of anyone getting emotionally hurt, which, he found, was substantially worse than any physical injuries. If he never breaks anyone's heart again it'll be way too soon. ]

[ So, okay. He doesn't want to fight her on this, evidently. Even the assertion that he's "cute", which. Clearly isn't accurate, but. Fine. He's too busy trying to control his breathing to argue. He doesn't even mind how loud her voice is like this (touch is diminished, but his hearing is better than a normal human's), though his hear does flicker again. Aside from that, he just stays right where he is, holding onto the bookcase for deal life, which he assumes she'll take as permission. She'd not be wrong about that. ]