monsterfucking meme

[goatsongs]

Monsters come in all shapes and sizes. Some more humanoid than others. But even the ones that are furthest from human shape deserve love, right? They can be sexy too, in their own way.

Post your character. Note their monstrous traits (monster AUs more than welcome!) Reply to others. Get busy.

I'm not here to police how monstrous is monstrous enough, everybody just be chill and have fun.

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[conglomeration]

[ Truly unfortunate because every time there's talking his mind "helpfully" pops in to let him know he should have more discretion. But in this case he thinks she only means his cloak so he unfastens the red brooch that holds it closed and lets it fall. His tunic covers him but is looser with a slightly lowered collar, which is to say a shallow scoop-neck rather than covering him clear up, twice belted at his waist (one for keeping the shirttails out of the way, one for his sword). Sorry, in ye medieval times they have to carry all their shit with them thus many layers. In fact his cloak makes a few neat *clunk*s on the floor. ]

[abnormalizes]

[The cloak is a good start, and she takes advantage of the lower collar to leave more kisses over all the exposed stone she can reach, but it isn't long before she's tugging at one of the belts. Be slightly more undressed, please.]

[conglomeration]

[ The insistent protest in his mind was becoming gentle background noise, easily ignored, until she tugs at his belt. At which he promptly startles, her proximity being the only thing that makes this a slight shift instead of a full-on flail. ]

S-seriously?!

[ ...In hindsight that's a really dumb thing to say. Of course she's serious. But he's not at his most eloquent, okay? ]

[abnormalizes]

Seriously! Still very into you, that hasn't changed in the last five minutes.

[Just in case he needed a reminder.]