tarot post mark 13

[harpbeat]

Has it been... goodness, nearly three years? Clearly I am overdue for a Tarot reading day.

[A deck is on the table in front of her.]

Simply focus on your question while shuffling the deck, and inform me of your question when you return the deck to me. Then I can read your fortune.

[Any game, any character will be read with a real shuffling of a real Tarot deck!]

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[fallmushrooms]

Oh, hello!

[Velda waves and absently plucks a mushroom from the top of her head, throwing it into the nearest garbage can.]

I've got a few questions, but I should ask the most important one, right? So not about why Hazel wants to give me a makeover or if I'll figure out a cure for the mushroom thing. So... if the Arcanology Club are going to break all the rules and change the world, how should we best go about doing that?

[harpbeat]

[miss why do you have mushrooms growing from your head]

The Sun. Enlightenment, experiencing greatness, vitality, self-assurance.

The Page of Pentacles. A young person who is practical and trustworthy.

The Hanged Man. Letting go, reversing direction, putting others first.

The Sun is always a positive card you want to see in a venture like changing the world. Have confidence in yourself and your goals, but also view things from a practical standpoint and be prepared to alter course if it becomes necessary.

[fallmushrooms]

You see, I think I do that, but I don't always know if I do. Or maybe other people just have a different view of practicality? Maybe a different view of normal. But if we need to change course, I can prepare! I have a bunch of hidden spots mapped out for if we need to replace our meeting room.

[harpbeat]

That is a good start, at the least.

[fallmushrooms]

Thanks! [She reaches into her sleeve, pulls off another mushroom, and throws that out too.] The school already doesn't like us, and they really wouldn't like it if they knew what we were doing.

[harpbeat]

...How are you doing that, may I ask?

[fallmushrooms]

Oh, I accidentally cursed myself in first year and I haven't figured out how to undo it yet. It's a minor annoyance, as things go, so it's sort of low priority.

[harpbeat]

I see. Are they edible?

[fallmushrooms]

I'm not sure, I think it'd be considered cannibalism.

[harpbeat]

[...

Picks one off and puts it in her pocket.]

[fallmushrooms]

Uh... for science?

[harpbeat]

My other half would be pleased to try something like this. He has an appetite for strange foods.

[fallmushrooms]

Your boyfriend eats mushrooms that came off of people? Or I guess your brother or maybe your business partner, sometimes people say "other half" about people they aren't dating, and it gets confusing and then you realize you should have asked for clarification.

[harpbeat]

Split personality.

[Closer to the second than the first or third, I guess.]

[fallmushrooms]

Oh! Okay. That makes sense. Or I think it makes sense. If you need any more, they grow a lot, though I still think it might be cannibalism.

[harpbeat]

That should not be an issue unless you are also an angel.

[technically doesn't count otherwise!]

[fallmushrooms]

Oh, is that how it works? Well, I'm not an angel. They say witches were descended from fairies, but then fairies disappeared, and no one's ever figured out where they went.

[harpbeat]

Angels eating witches isn't cannibalism, so there should be no cause for concern.

[fallmushrooms]

Somehow that seems more concerning. Is it me?

[harpbeat]

It is merely you.

[unbiased]

[fallmushrooms]

Well, okay... I guess if it isn't cannibalism, then you won't get that fungus or something that you get from cannibalism. Something that starts with a 'P,' I forget.

[harpbeat]

Prion, I believe?

[fallmushrooms]

Right, the brain thing! I knew that. Don't get that, it doesn't sound like fun.