tarot post mark 13

[harpbeat]

Has it been... goodness, nearly three years? Clearly I am overdue for a Tarot reading day.

[A deck is on the table in front of her.]

Simply focus on your question while shuffling the deck, and inform me of your question when you return the deck to me. Then I can read your fortune.

[Any game, any character will be read with a real shuffling of a real Tarot deck!]

Comments

[harpbeat]

...How are you doing that, may I ask?

[fallmushrooms]

Oh, I accidentally cursed myself in first year and I haven't figured out how to undo it yet. It's a minor annoyance, as things go, so it's sort of low priority.

[harpbeat]

I see. Are they edible?

[fallmushrooms]

I'm not sure, I think it'd be considered cannibalism.

[harpbeat]

[...

Picks one off and puts it in her pocket.]

[fallmushrooms]

Uh... for science?

[harpbeat]

My other half would be pleased to try something like this. He has an appetite for strange foods.

[fallmushrooms]

Your boyfriend eats mushrooms that came off of people? Or I guess your brother or maybe your business partner, sometimes people say "other half" about people they aren't dating, and it gets confusing and then you realize you should have asked for clarification.

[harpbeat]

Split personality.

[Closer to the second than the first or third, I guess.]

[fallmushrooms]

Oh! Okay. That makes sense. Or I think it makes sense. If you need any more, they grow a lot, though I still think it might be cannibalism.

[harpbeat]

That should not be an issue unless you are also an angel.

[technically doesn't count otherwise!]

[fallmushrooms]

Oh, is that how it works? Well, I'm not an angel. They say witches were descended from fairies, but then fairies disappeared, and no one's ever figured out where they went.

[harpbeat]

Angels eating witches isn't cannibalism, so there should be no cause for concern.

[fallmushrooms]

Somehow that seems more concerning. Is it me?

[harpbeat]

It is merely you.

[unbiased]

[fallmushrooms]

Well, okay... I guess if it isn't cannibalism, then you won't get that fungus or something that you get from cannibalism. Something that starts with a 'P,' I forget.

[harpbeat]

Prion, I believe?

[fallmushrooms]

Right, the brain thing! I knew that. Don't get that, it doesn't sound like fun.